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Rarely rolling due to life as a mother of two taking priority 26/11/2017
Bio from his time as a sub. It's LONG. Crowned at 9068 stats on May 30th!! Was given 185 Torts, 1148 Drones, 116 Coconuts: -brought him to level 18 and 87% to level 19!!-
I can reveal that your karma isssss -23464.. 28/08/2016
I can reveal that your karma isssss -38328.. 18/12/2016
2277 stat at 2yrs
2284 stat at 2.1 +7
2311 stats at 2.2yrs +27
2349 stats at 2.3yrs +38
2381 stats at 2.4yrs +32
2405 stats at 2.5yrs +24
2420 stats at 2.6yrs +15
2448 stats at 2.7yrs +28
2487 stats at 2.8yrs +39
2519 stats at 2.9yrs +32
2561 stats at 2.11yrs +42------> 284
2576 stats at 3.0yrs +15
2609 stats at 3.1yrs +33
2629 stats at 3.2yrs +20
Communication error >.>
2700 stats at 3.6yrs +71
2733 stats at 3.7yrs +33
2766 stats at 3.8yrs + 33
2787 stats at 3.9yrs +21
2824 stats at 3.10yrs +37 ---> 263
2856 stats at 3.11yrs +32
2889 stats at 4.0yrs +43 ---> 338 (right on!)
2916 stats at 4.1yrs + 27
2940 stats at 4.2yrs + 24
2949 stats at 4.3yrs + 9 --->> wow. Hohenhiem was fucking gonna eat you
2977 stats at 4.4yrs + 28
3008 stats at 4.5yrs + 31
3051 stats at 4.6yrs + 43 --> COMBS FTW!!! Useless piece of shit needs all the help he can get!!
3073 stats at 4.7yrs + 22 --> ANOTHER bad day!
3107 stats at 4.8 yrs + 34
3129 stats at 4.9yrs + 22 -->stats.... Alrighty dumbass this is why we starve you
3156 stats at 4.10yrs + 27
3210 stat at 4.11yrs +54 ---> see, thank god for combs or you'd be still trucking to 3.2
3254 stat at 5.0 yrs + 44---> GOOD BOY!! Now keep it up asshole!! ---- + 365 from 4.1-5.0!!!
3288 stats at 5.1yrs +34
3319 stats at 5.2yrs + 31
3365 stats at 5.3yrs + 44 --> YAY! Keep it going!
3419 stats at 5.4yrs +54 ---> comey combs and the fact you patrol 24/7 realtalk
3464 stats at 5.5yrs +45 --> come on motherfucker! Keep trucking!
3501 stats at 5.6yrs +37 ---> Better not start slacking
3514 stat at 5.7yrs +13 ---> really?
3530 stats at 5.8yrs +16 --> -.-
3578 stats at 5.9yrs +48 ---> NICE
3608 stats at... 5.11yrs + 30 ---> the aging list got a little mixed up
3636 stats at 6.0 yrs + 28 -------->+380 from 5.1-6.0! Hell yes!
3661 stats at 6.1 + 25
Missed update -.-;; --- opps
3724 at 6.3 yrs + 53
3760 at 6.4 yrs + 36
3797 at 6.5 yrs +37
3838 at 6.6 yrs +41
3884 at 6.7 yrs + 46 -----> hell yeah!
3911 at 6.8 yrs +27 ----> meh average gain. But over 3.9 finally!
3944 at 6.9 yrs + 33
3979 at 6.10 yrs + 35
4015 at 6.11 yrs + 38 ------- > 4k!!!!!!
4057 at 7.0 yrs + 42 -------------->thankgod for combs you goddamn lazy asshole.--> + 413 from 6.1-7.0!!!
4094 at 7.1 yrs + 37
4124 at 7.2 yrs +31
4151 at 7.3yrs + 27 ------> stop with 0's already bastard!
4196 at 7.4 yrs + 45 ---> that's more like it!
4239 at 7.5 yrs + 43 ---- > yay for combs!
4264 at 7.6 yrs +25 ---> ok.
4285 at 7.7yrs + 21 ----> I hate you. You are not pretty.(Name at the time was 'Tell me I'm pretty')
4315 at 7.8yrs +30
4359 at 7.9yrs +44 ---> Keep it up now!
4411 at 7.10yrs +52----> YESSSSSSS
4449 at 7.11 yrs +38
4478 at 8.0 yrs + 29 -----> +422 from 7.1 - 8.0!!! FUCK YES
4515 at 8.1 yrs +37
4540 at 8.2 yrs +25 ---> more than 1or 2 stats at a time would have been nice......
4588 at 8.3 yrs + 48 ---> More days like this would be AWESOME
4626 at 8.4 yrs + 38 --> Keep it up!!!....... or else!
4665 at 8.5 +39
4695 at 8.6 yrs + 30---> see what happens when you're a pain? I kick your butt!
4724 at 8.7 yrs + 29 ---> I hate you right now -.-
-missed update- ---- > probably a good thing for our sanities sake.
4782 at 8.9yrs +58--> you've been sucking the last two days. So let's just combine the failures
4812 at 8.10 yrs + 30 ---> Did the name change work or something? You actually behaved for me after I changed it!
4840 at 8.11 yrs + 28 ---> You SUCK.SO.DAMN.MUCH
4868 at 9yrs +28.... This isn't becoming a thing
4902 at 9.1 yrs + 34..... better than the past few days at least
4947 at 9.2 yrs +45..... FINALLY!!! GOOD BOY. Now keep it going!
4968 at 9.3 yrs +21
5014 at 9.4 yrs +46
5052 at 9.5 yrs +38
5075 at 9.6 yrs +23.... I wanna kill you so bad
5288 at 9.7 yrs + 213 (45 from patrols - 167 from yolks -1 from dry palm leaf) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >:D
5379 at 9.8 yrs + 91 ( 47 from patrols - 44 from yolks -)
5460 at 9.9 yrs + 81 ( 36 from patrols - 45 from yolks-)
5519 at 9.10 yrs + 59 ( 28 from patrols - 30 from yolks - 1 from palm leaf)
5609 at 9.11 yrs + 90 (41 from patrols - 48 from yolks - 1 from dry palm leaf)
5686 at 10 yrs + 77 (48 from patrols - 27 from yolks - 2 from dry palm leaf)
784 stats gained from 9.1-10.0!!
5756 at 10.1 yrs + 70 (30 from patrols - 40 from yolks -)
5806 at 10.2 yrs + 50 ( 24 from patrols - 26 from yolks -)
5878 at 10.3 yrs + 72 (33 from patrols - 39 from yolks)
5950 at 10.4 yrs + 72 (55 from patrols - 42 from yolks)
6028 at 10.5 yrs + 78 ( 17 from patrols - 61 from yolks)
6100 at 10.6 yrs + 72 (30 from patrols - 42 from yolks).
6170 at 10.7 yrs +70 ( 38 from patrols - 32 from yolks)
6233 at 10.8 yrs + 63 (30 from patrol - 31 from yolks - 2 from dry palm)
6309 at 10.9 yrs + 76 (37 from yolks)
6395 at 10.10 yrs + 86 (40 from yolks)
6461 at 10.11 yrs + 66 ( 48 from yolks)
6530 at 11 yrs+69 (35 from patrols - 34 from yolks)
6606 at 11.1 yrs + 76 (38 from patrols - 38 from yolks)
6670 at 11.2 yrs + 81 (25 from yolks)
6751 at 11.3 yrs+74 (35 from yolks)
6825 at 11.4 yrs+ 93 (50 from yolks)
6918 at 11.5 yrs
-skipped update- whoops.....
7069 at 11.7 yrs + 151 (2 days total)
7149 at 11.8 yrs + 72
7221 at 11.9 yrs +70
7291 at 11.10 yrs + 70
7346 at 11.11 yrs + 55
7406 at 12.0 yrs + 60
7465 at 12.1 yrs +59
7543 at 12.2 yrs + 78
7606 at 12.3 yrs +63
7657 at 12.4 yrs + 51
7728 at 12.5 yrs +71
7756 at 12.6 yrs + 28
7790 at 12.7 yrs +34
7925 at 12.8 yrs + 135 >:D (48 from patrols - 87 from yolks)
8007 at 12.9 yrs + 82 (51 from yolks- 31 from patrols)
8045 at 12.10 yrs + 38
8162 at 12.11 yrs +117
8196 at 13.0 yrs +34
8305 at 13.1 yrs +109
8343 at 13.2 yrs +38
8372 at 13.3 yrs +29
8478 at 13.4 yrs + 106
8514 at 13.5 yrs +36
8551 at 13.6 yrs
8703 at 13.7 yrs
8739 at 13.8 yrs
8766 at 13.9 yrs
8913 at 13.10 yrs
8981 at 13.11 yrs
9039 at 14.0 yrs
----->9.6yrs April 6th: yolk count, began with 84% hunger today, Stats gained: 1,0,0,3,3,3,1,3,0,0,6,2,0,3,0,5,5,0,1,1,0,2,2,3,3,0,5,0,5,6,3,0,3,0,8,0,1,7,0,1,3,4,0,0,3,0,3,0,0,2,0
,2,3,0,2,6,3,3,1,0,0,0,0,4,0,1,9,1,2,2,3,0,0,3,3,0,3,0,3,7,0,3: 85 yolks: 1.96 stats per yolk average
----> 9.7yrs April 7th: yolk count, began with 19% hunger today, stats gained:
0,3,6,3,0,1,2,3,3,5,2,1,2,3,1,0,0,9,0 : 19 yolks 2.31 stats per yolk average
--->9.8 yrs April 8th: Yolk count; began with 20% hunger today, stats gained:
0,3,3,6,3,3,5,0,6,2,4,3,4,0,0,0,0,3,0,0
--> 9.9 yrs April 9th: Yolk count; began with 20% hunger today, stats gained:
0,0,3,0,2,0,3,2,3,2,2,3,2,1,3,1,0,0,0,2: 30 :/ bad yolk day
-->9.10 yrs April 10th: Yolk count; began with 20% hunger today, stats gained:
0,6,1,0,0,3,0,3,3,7,6,5,0,5,2,0,0,3,0,4,0: 48
-->9.11 yrs April 11th: Yolk Count; began with 20% hunger today, stats gained:
2,1,0,0,1,0,2,1,2,5,1,2,1,1,0,0,0,6,0,2: 27 UGH. TERRIBLE
--> 10 yrs April 12th: Yolk count; began with 20% hunger today, stats gained:
4,2,0,0,5,2,0,0,0,4,3,3,3,3,2,0,0,6,3,0: 40
--> 10.1 yrs April 13th: Yolk count; began with 20% hunger today, stats gained:
0,1,1,3,1,2,0,2,0,0,6,2,2,0,0,0,0,2,1,3: 26 you fucking suck ass.
--> 10.2 yrs April 14th: Yolk count; began with 20% hunger today, stats gained:
6,3,0,3,3,5,5,0,3,1,0,0,3,0,0,2,0,2,2,1: 39 Better!
--> 10.3 yrs April 15th: Yolk count; began with 20% hunger today, stats gained:
2,3,0,1,3,4,0,1,0,5,4,3,1,2,2,3,6,0,0,2: 42
--> 10.4 yrs April 16th: Yolk count; began with 20% hunger today, stats gained:
3,2,3,8,0,1,2,8,6,2,3,1,5,3,3,2,3,2,1,3 : 61 thank god
--> 10.5 yrs April 17th: Yolk Count; began with 20% hunger today, stats gained:
0,0,0,0,0,8,2,0,6,3,0,0,0,5,3,3,0,8,1,3: 42 THANK YOU! The 5 zeros to start had me hate you, but now the hate is less.
-->10.6 yrs April 18th: Yolk count; began with 20% hunger today, stats gained:
1,3,5,1,2,5,0,1,1,0,3,0,1,0,0,0,2,2,2,3: 32. fuck you
--> 10.7 April 19th: Yolk count; began with 20% hunger today, stats gained:
2,0,1,1,2,3,1,0,2,3,0,4,1,0,1,3,3,3,0,1,: 31 Ugh.
-->10.8 April 20th: Yolk Count; began with 20% hunger today, stats gained:
0,0,0,1,3,1,3,2,3,3,0,3,3,2,0,3,0,2,5,3,: 37
--> 10.9 April 21st: Yolk Count; began with 20% hunger today, stats gained:
5,3,1,3,2,0,0,3,8,1,0,6,1,0,0,2,3,0,2,0: 40
--> 10.10 April 22nd: Yolk count; began with 20% hunger today, stats gained:
2,3,0,1,3,0,4,0,2,4,2,9,3,3,1,2,2,2,0,5: 48
--> 10.11 April 23rd: Yolk count; began with 20% hunger today, stats gained:
0,3,3,0,4,0,0,0,6,0,3,3,3,2,3,2,0,1,0,1: 34 meh
--> 11 yrs April 24th: Yolk count; began with 20% hunger today, stats gained:
3,0,5,1,3,0,0,0,4,0,0,1,3,5,6,0,2,0,3,2: 38
--> 11.1 yrs April 25th: Yolk count; began with 20% hunger today, stats gained:
1,0,2,3,0,2,0,3,2,2,0,0,0,3,0,0,0,4,1,2: 25 I want to KILL you right now....
--> 11.2 yrs April 26th: Yolks count; began with 20% hunger today, stats gained:
5,2,5,2,3,0,1,7,1,0,0,3,2,2,5,1,3,2,1,6,: 51 AWESOME
--> 11.3 yrs April 27th: Yolk count; began with 20% hunger today, stats gained:
3,4,3,5,0,4,1,0,3,0,0,0,0,3,5,2,0,2,0,0: 35
--> 11.4 yrs April 28th: Yolk Count: began with 20% hunger today, stats gained:
6,1,2,2,3,0,0,0,3,9,3,2,4,0,2,0,2,8,3,3: 53
--> 11.5 yrs April 29th: Yolk count; began with 20% hunger today, stats gained:
2,4,2,0,4,5,0,1,3,0,0,3,0,0,2,3,1,2,3: 39
--> 11.6 yrs April 30th: Yolk Count; began with 20% hunger today, stats gained:
1,4,2,2,6,3,2,2,1,0,0,0,6,0,1,4,4,3,1,3: 45
-->11.7 yrs May 1st: Yolk count; began with 20% hunger today, stats gained:
0,0,2,1,6,5,0,9,0,2,2,0,1,0,5,3,0,3,1,3: 43
--> 11.8 yrs May 2nd: Yolk count; began with 20% hunger today, stats gained:
0,1,1,1,0,3,3,2,6,3,3,1,7,1,3,0,6,0,1,0: 42
--> 11.9 yrs May 3rd: Yolk count; began with 20% hunger today, stats gained:
1,0,4,0,0,2,0,2,0,6,0,4,2,3,4,1,1,1,0,2: 33 UGH.
--> 11.10 yrs May 4th: Yolk count; began with 20% hunger today, stats gained:
1,1,3,0,0,3,0,0,1,3,0,0,3,2,3,3,0,0,3,0: 26 ..... -screams-
--> 11.11 yrs May 5th: Yolk count; began with 20% hunger today, stats gained:
1,1,0,2,0,2,6,0,0,0,2,1,4,3,0,3,0,3,0,1: 29 . . . . . I HATE YOU
--> 12.0 yrs May 6th: Yolk count; began with 20% hunger today, stats gained:
0,0,2,0,0,1,0,0,6,5,0,4,0,0,0,0,0,3,0,0: 21 I want to kill you so bad right now.....
--> 12.1 yrs May 7th: Yolk count; began with 20% hunger today, stats gained:
0,0,4,1,4,2,0,2,3,2,2,0,0,4,1,3,3,0,4,1: 36 .... better
--> 12.2 yrs May 8th: Yolk count; began with 20% hunger today, stats gained:
1,1,0,2,7,2,0,1,0,2,0,0,1,4,3,0,3,2,0,2: 31 . . . . . Oh come ON! You can do better!
---> 12.3 yrs May 9th: Yolk count, began with 20% hunger today, stats gained:
0,0,0,0,2,0,1,0,1,1,0,1,2,1,0,3,0,0,3,0: 15. lol Tilted is going to fucking murder you
--> 12.4 yrs May 10th: Yolk count, began with 20% hunger today, stats gained:
0,5,1,0,0,0,0,1,0,2,3,1,0,3,6,4,3,1,3,0: 33...... Thankgod, you had me wanting to scream at the start....
--> 12.5 yrs May 11th: Yolk count, began with 20% hunger today, stats gained:
1,1,6,0,
-->12.7 yrs May 13th: Yolk count, began with 56% hungers today, stats gained:
+87
--> 12.8 yrs May 14th: Yolk count, began with 20% hunger today, stats gained:
+51!!! Happy Birthday present to Tilt hmmm?Go on and hit 8k before today is over!
--> 12.10 yrs May 16th: Yolk Count, began with 40% hunger today, stats gained:
0,2,2,10,0,2,3,0,1,7,3,2,4,0,0,2,0,1,1,0,0,0,0,5,0,0,2,3,6,4,4,1,0,2,1,4,0,4,3,5 + 84! YOU DO LOVE US?!
-->13.0 yrs May 18th: Yolk count, began with 40% hunger today, stats gained:
0,0,1,3,3,0,2,3,7,3,0,0,1,2,0,0,2,1,2,2,3,0,3,7,8,2,0,1,0,3,4,1,4,1,3,0,0,2,0,0: 74!!! GOOD BOY
---> 13.3 yrs May 21st: Yolk Count, began with 60% hunger today, stats gained:
4,0,0,0,0,1,4,2,0,0,1,0,0,0,2,0,0,3,5,0,0,2,0,1,1,0,3,0,0,5,1,3,3,0,1,1,2,2,3,3,0,3,0,0,3,1,3,0,3,3,0,1,5,3,0,0,0,3,0,0:
---> 13.6 yrs May 24th: Yolk count, began with 60% hunger today, stats gained:
0,3,0,2,1,1,0,0,2,0,5,3,3,0,3,3,0,6,0,2,1,4,1,1,7,0,2,0,0,5,1,3,0,3,2,0,0,0,3,2,3,7,1,5,6,1,0,0,4,3,0,6,1,4,0,0,0,0,5,0: 110!
--> 13.9 yrs May 27th: Yolk count, began with 60% hunger today, stats gained:
0,0,0,3,0,2,1,1,1,4,2,0,7,6,1,6,7,1,0,3,5,1,0,0,1,3,2,2,4,3,4,1,3,5,2,0,5,5,2,5,0,2,3,5,0,2,1,4,0,0,0,0,0,3,0,2,1,3: 124!! <3
--> 13.10 yrs May 28th: Yolk count, began with 60% hunger today, stats gained:
0,5,1,3,4,0,1,5,2,2,0,0,0,0,0,0,3,0,2,4,:
--> 13.11 yrs May 29th: Yolk count, began with 20% hunger today, stats gained:
3,3,0,5,0,1,2,2,1,0,1,0,3:
----> 425 egg yolks fed so far: 833 stats gained from yolks alone. 1.97 stat per yolk average --> ew
You see 1. Idiot I am. WHAT ARE STATS? has a dozen fresh scratches on his face and blood dripping down his chin. You decide not to ask what he has been up to.
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