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Pity buying is ok, I mentioned this offhandedly to some of my friends who know exactly what I'm what doing. They teased me making a bunch of foot pics jokes. Unfortunately, it's spread to the point other friends of mine legitimately think I'm selling pictures of my feet. God help my soul.