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"Hey dude! Thanks for swingin' by! ...Dooo you think you'd want any of this stuff? I already got a lot of junk, so y'know... I don't need most of it anymore. I need the space in my den for groupies next season, y’know? Yeahhh, you get it. See something you can't tell the price of, and we can talk about it, just don't rob me or anything, bro. I ain't a item dispenser."
Not all items are actually for sale, some are just there for aesthetic purposes, ask if you're not sure!