Scorin' Scenery

A crunkly looking geriatric male lion dangles from the branch as you approach. He acts like he doesn't see you at first, and itches behind his ears. Was that a flea? You clear your throat politely and he mumbles something about never getting a moment to himself and rude young lions before hacking and yelling.

"WELL GET A MOVE ON AND SEE IF YOU ARE BUYING. ALL FOR SALE NOT ON SALE, I KNOW WHAT I GOT."

Sheesh.