Kirkland shakes out his mane and pads towards you with an irritated glare.
"My sons Seamus and Liam are meant to be running this shop, but since they're absent from their duties I'll be serving you."
"Don't give me that look! I've got to make beetles somehow and I won't take snide comments while doing it!"
"Just hurry up and buy something, then get out of my land!"