peep boop
"Mother would be proud, wouldn't she?"
A respectful lad, he respects his woman and his friends. Though he can be Arrogant, he is still caring and has his morals in check (UNLIKE NICE GUY FIRE OF HEARTS OVER HERE PFFFTTT).
Fun fact: He is homo for shaggy lionesses apparently and he thinks they're hotter than normal lionesses and far more cuter.
Nicknamed, STUPID IDIOT OF THE KINGDOMS
You approach Scorch The Torch and he actually acknowledges you! He proceeds to tell you a story that you should be quite honored to hear. You wonder what you did to become worthy of his time.
When you come to greet Scorch The Torch, he gives you the most contemptuous snarl.
You were busy checking the borders of your lands. After making sure everything was safe, you heard from your other pride mates that Scorch The Torch said he could check twice as fast! Riiiiiiiggghhht.
Originally had 30 stats
Hit 101 stats 11/23/2018
Hit 204 stats 12/14/2018
Hit 300 stats 12/22/2018
Hit 405 stats 1/4/2019
Hit 504 stats 1/19/2019
Hit 608 stats 2/3/2019
Hit 717 stats 2/3/2019
Hit 753 stats 7/9/2019
Hit 822 stats 7/25/2019
Hit 912 stats 7/22/2021
Yeaaah! You improved your impression level.. And are now Dreamboat! 2/19/2019
You drop 150 silver beetles before the scrying stone.. And the markings are revealed to be... White Inverted Cheetah (Slot 14).
Name change 12/8/2018 from Scorch The Torch to Scorch of The Torch
Name change 1/6/2019 from Scorch of The Torch to Friendliest of Morons
GOALS:
Remove:
Slot 5: Feline 7 White (x)
Slot 8: Henna Vesture (x)
Slot 9: Bloodbourne Vitiligo (x)
Replace Slot 5 Feline 7 White in slot 12 or higher (x)
Replace Slot 8 Henna Vesture with lilac lace (x)
Put Hyena stripes (any) below Feline 7 White (x)
Change mane color Angelic to Moonstone (x)
Change base from Vanilla to Ice (x)
Make all wanted markings to 100% opacity (x)
Get up to 800+ stats (x)
Get up to 1000+ stats ()
Total Patrol stats after being kinged: 565
Day kinged: 2/1/2019
Total Patrols: 283
Total Stats gained: 529
Total Items gained: 166
Grandpaw arc:
Grandpaw Friendliest of Morons has gathered the youngest cubs and is enthralling them with a tale of heroism and drama. "I helped a lion become a god, once," he proudly exclaims, winking in your direction. "It all started when the stars began to fall..."
A gaggle of cubs has swamped old Grandpaw Friendliest of Morons, begging for a story. The tired old lion grins cheekily before telling them about the time he single-handedly saved a whole herd of buffalo from crocodiles with a broken paw.
Your youngest brood is sat around Grandpaw Friendliest of Morons, hooked on his every word as he entertains them with a story from his youth, completely and utterly embellishing everything he did.
Grandpaw Friendliest of Morons pulls 100 maroon sell aside to berate them after they misbehaved. You catch bits and pieces of what he says, including "back in my day" and "my mother would have skinned me for that". Never change, old man.
Grandpaw Friendliest of Morons has gathered the youngest cubs and is enthralling them with a tale of heroism and drama. "I helped a lion become a god, once," he proudly exclaims, winking in your direction. "It all started when the stars began to fall...
Grandpaw Friendliest of Morons pulls fodda aside and gives them a quick pep talk - they won't grow big and strong like him if they don't succeed in training, after all! fodda squares their jaw and is ready to try again.
Upon seeing New Cub fail during training, Grandpaw Friendliest of Morons starts ranting about how "back in his youth, they were built tougher than you ninnies!"
melted icecream prances over to Grandpaw Friendliest of Morons with a small rat in their jaws. Grandpaw Friendliest of Morons proudly declares melted icecream the best hunter in the pride, and his absolute favourite grandcub.
Grandpaw Friendliest of Morons pulls Melted Icecream aside to berate them after they misbehaved. You catch bits and pieces of what he says, including "back in my day" and "my mother would have skinned me for that". Never change, old man.
