uruboo

When you come to say hi, uruboo asks how his whiskers are looking today, they're so curly lately!

One of the cubs asked Grandpaw uruboo about his younger years. It's been hours and the cubs are still there, listening to Grandpaw uruboo explain how he wooed all of the ladies, hunted alone for his entire pride, fought elephants and rhinos, killed humans invading his territory... It doesn't seem like he's going to stop anytime soon.

You see Grandpaw uruboo sitting in his usual spot with a bunch of cubs around him, listening in awe how he fought and won against all of the challengers in the Championships. He goes on and on about how well he fought, and how his opponents didn't stand a chance. Of course, he doesn't say anything about the fact that he cheated half of the time.

Grandpaw uruboo wants to tell you all about his exciting adventures back when he was younger. "Back in MY day, we had to walk five miles through the snow to catch a single gazelle!" Yes, Grandpaw. Of course, Grandpaw. It hardly snows in Africa, Grandpaw, but sure. "Back in MY day, we had to..." You end up dozing off as he begins another tale. Whoops. When you wake up, Grandpaw uruboo is still recounting his amazing tale of how he killed that rhino. Or whatever. You're not really paying attention at this point.

You can tell by the looks on the faces of the cubs that Grandpaw uruboo has cornered that they're all bored and looking for an escape. "I single-handedly saved not just our pridelands, but all surrounding pridelands, from a foolish war between two self-absorbed, uppity, air-headed, so-called gods..."