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"And I won't place a bet,
But I knew when we met
That one day we'd come to regret this
And that what once was love
Can turn quickly enough
Into something so hard and contentious
And Hell hath no fury,
And death is no jury,
Our love's ended before I commence this
But for one final sin,
You won't see me again
In the arms of the lethal temptress."
"The Lethal Temptress", by The Mendoza Line
"You were having some trouble getting into a carcass with a tough hide, so you invited The Lethal Temptress to share with you. Sure enough, she proudly tore the decaying beast to shreds. You wonder if her claws are permanently bloodstained." (10/24/2016)
"You trot towards The Lethal Temptress to say hello, but you get smacked fiercely onto your cheek. You stand in shock, as she keeps giving you smacks, one after another, until you let out a growl, to which she replies with a roar. Women. You like them rough, don't you?" (11/11/2016)
"You charged The Lethal Temptress as soon as you saw her this morning. She snarled in ferocity and tackled you to the floor. You didn't miss the grin behind her snarl, though!" (1/13/2017)
"You trot towards The Lethal Temptress to say hello, but you get smacked fiercely onto your cheek. You stand in shock, as she keeps giving you smacks, one after another, until you let out a growl, to which she replies with a roar. Women. You like them rough, don't you?" (1/27/2017)
"You were having some trouble getting into a carcass with a tough hide, so you invited The Lethal Temptress to share with you. Sure enough, she proudly tore the decaying beast to shreds. You wonder if her claws are permanently bloodstained." (2/2/2017)
"You greet The Lethal Temptress. She roars at you. She clearly likes you a lot." (3/24/2017)
"You trot towards The Lethal Temptress to say hello, but you get smacked fiercely onto your cheek. You stand in shock, as she keeps giving you smacks, one after another, until you let out a growl, to which she replies with a roar. Women. You like them rough, don't you?" (6/12/2017)
"You greet The Lethal Temptress. She roars at you. She clearly likes you a lot." (7/2/2017)
"You were having some trouble getting into a carcass with a tough hide, so you invited The Lethal Temptress to share with you. Sure enough, she proudly tore the decaying beast to shreds. You wonder if her claws are permanently bloodstained." (8/2/2017)
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