this is the goat, as in the farm animal not the g.o.a.t. affectionately nicknamed kiddo.
he often is found blazing it with his dankest mate azazel.
also his speed was 666 at birth, just wanted to point out that he is forever a speed demon 
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2538 at birth | +461 at 3yr | +411 at 4yr | +340 at 5yr | +373 at 6yr | +### at 7yr | +### at 8yr
+### at 9yr | +### at 10yr | +### at 11yr | +### at 12yr | +### at 13yr | +### at 14yr | #### at kinging
+103 from honeycombs | +213 from yolks | +8 from other foods | +29 from amusement items
## drones | ## uav's | ## giant torts | ## coconuts
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You were quietly stalking a lizard for fun...when suddenly, Kid charged in and tore up everything trying to catch it! Well, that was still entertaining, at least.
Kid walks up to you and suddenly rips a huge fart. He runs away laughing madly...WTF.
goals: +30 patrol gains per day | +400-500 stats each year | 7500+ at kinging
TO BE CROWNED IN NOVEMBER, 2017. May take a break from October to December, pushing back kinging to January.
note to self: current leeway is -11 (411)
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2.00yr | 2538 (2) | 0, 1, 2, 0, 3, 0, 1, 4, 3, 2, 1, 2, 5, 0, 3, 6, 6, 0 (+39) | are you a late bloomer or what
2.01yr | 2582 (3) | 2, 1, 0, 1, 2, 0, 3, 1, 3, 6, 0, 0, 3, 2 (+24) | okay this was only partially my fault
2.02yr | 2607 (5) | 2, 2, 0, 2, 1, 6, 2, 4, 2, 4, 1, 4, 2, 0, 2, 5 (+39) | maybe i should rename you lord of the twos
2.03yr | 2656 (8) | 7, 0, 0, 2, 1, 4, 4, 3, 0, 0, 4, 2 (+27) | not horrible for fewer patrols
2.04yr | 2688 (9) | 2, 1, 2, 1, 5, 0, 3, 1, 0, 3, 0, 2, 3, 2, 2, 1, 1 (+29) | i hate you a little
2.05yr | 2715 (12) | 0, 3, 1, 3, 2, 1, 3, 1, 0, 0, 1 (+15) | kind of my fault, we'll have some yolks tomorrow
2.06yr | 2730 (14) | 3, 2, 3, 0, 1, 1, 3, 4, 1, 0, 0, 2, 3, 2, 0, 2, 4 (+31) | seriously?
2.07yr | 2772 (17) | 2, 2, 3, 0, 1, 2, 5, 4, 2, 2, 5, 3, 4 (+35) | felt sick, fell asleep for a while, but you were good to me ;-;
2.08yr | 2823 (22) | 4, 3, 3, 1, 0, 2, 0, 1, 4, 0, 2, 2, 0, 5, 4, 4, 4, 2 (+41) | good boy! tomorrow is my birthday, 2900 pls?
2.09yr | 2868 (29) | 2, 1, 4, 0, 0, 2, 0, 2, 3, 5, 2, 2 (+23) | you hit 2900 and i'm honestly just okay with that
2.10yr | 2902 (32) | 4, 0, 2, 0, 3, 0, 4, 4, 1, 4, 0, 7, 0, 2, 0, 0, 2, 5, 1, 0 (+39) | your yolks were shit today, but you weren't
2.11yr | 2950 (35) | 2, 1, 0, 3, 2, 0, 1, 1, 2, 0, 1, 2, 0, 1, 6, 0, 0 (+22) | you are a complete and utter disappointment
3.00yr | 2999 (39) | 0, 0, 1, 1, 0, 0, 2 (+4) | had to go to the hospital halfway through but this is completely pathetic.
3.01yr | 3004 (40) | 2, 1, 1, 3, 0, 0, 2, 4, 0, 0, 3, 3, 3, 2, 2 (+25) | seriously i will actually kill you right now
3.02yr | 3033 (41) | 2, 4, 4, 2, 1, 1, 2, 2, 3, 4, 2, 1, 5, 1 (+34) | better, thank you
3.03yr | 3073 (42) | 1, 2, 2, 1, 2, 1, 1, 4, 2, 3, 1, 0, 0, 1, 1, 2 (+23) | ...you're fucking me
3.04yr | 3103 (45) | 1, 1, 2, 1, 0, 4, 1, 0, 0, 1, 4 (+14) | i realize that it was date night, but i hate you so much?
3.05yr | 3119 (46) | 2, 2, 2, 2, 0, 1, 4, 4, 4, 3, 0 (+24) | why do i even roll over on these days
3.06yr | 3150 (51) | 0, 2, 0, 4, 2, 1, 3, 2, 4, 4, 2, 0, 4, 3 (+31) | you could try harder, but thanks
3.07yr | 3210 (55) | 1, 2, 1, 0, 2, 2, 1, 3, 0, 1, 3, 2, 4, 2, 0 (+24) | okay come on now.
3.08yr | 3234 (60) | 0, 4, 3, 3, 1, 0, 2, 1, 6, 2, 3, 1, 5, 1, 0, 2, 0, 0, 0, 3 (+37) | you were good until the end
3.09yr | 3292 (63) | 0, 6, 1, 4, 4, 3, 4, 0, 2, 2, 3, 5, 1, 1, 0, 0, 1 (+36) | good kid, soft kid, little ball of goat
3.10yr | 3334 (67) | 3, 3, 0, 3, 2, 1, 1, 2, 5, 1, 6, 1, 0, 4, 1 (+33) | mother is pleased. now we need to grind tomorrow.
3.11yr | 3368 (70) | 4, 0, 2, 0, 2, 4, 1, 2, 0, 4, 1, 2, 4, 3, 1, 6 (+36) | we made yearly, and so i'm good with that
4.00yr | 3412 (77) | 2, 0, 0, 3, 0, 3, 2, 0, 3, 0 (+16)| cut it short to get my sleep fixed. you were being shit anyway
4.01yr | 3431 (78) | 1, 1, 1, 3, 2, 3, 0, 0, 0, 6, 0, 1, 3, 0, 0 (+21) | we need to talk
4.02yr | 3455 (80) | 1, 3, 2, 6, 1, 0, 1, 4, 0, 2, 1, 2, 3, 2, 1, 1, 2, 0, 0 (+32) | you were only 1 off from 3500... why
4.03yr | 3499 (80) | 0, 2, 2, 1, 0, 2, 4, 1, 4, 3, 1, 2 (+22) | less patrols, my fault, new job
4.04yr | 3521 (83) | 0, 2, 0, 6, 3, 2, 2, 1, 3, 3, 2, 3, 1, 2, 4, 2, 4 (+40) | 1k+ stats gained since birth and you were SO GOOD
4.05yr | 3570 (87) | 1, 0, 0, 3, 0, 2 (+6) | i don't even know how today got away from me so badly
4.06yr | 3579 (87) | 4, 3, 2, 0, 0, 6, 3, 2, 4, 4 (+28) | nts stop rolling when you're busy
4.07yr | 3608 (90) | 3, 2, 4, 0, 2, 1, 3, 3, 3, 0, 3, 0, 4, 2, 1 (+31) | first day patrolling at work!
4.08yr | 3641 (91) | 0, 1, 0, 4, 2, 4, 2, 0, 0, 0, 1, 5 (+19) | may have missed recording a patrol or two
4.09yr | 3660 (92) | 0, ?, 5, 2, 3, 6, 1, 4, 1, 0, 0 (+22) | blegh
4.10yr | 3691 (94) | 0, 1, 2, 2, 2, 1, 3, 5, 0, 1, 3, 0, 0, 7 (+27) | that's the first seven in a hot minute
4.11yr | 3724 (95) | 4, 3, 0, 2, 2, 3, 1, 1, 4, 0, 5, 0, 2 (+27) | srsly i need to stop
5.00yr | 3754 (96) | 3, 1, 1, 0, 1, 1, 0, 0, 1, 2, 0 (+10) | HONESTLY THOUGH
5.01yr | 3764 (98) | 0, 3, 2, 0, 2, 1, 2, 0, 5, 0, 1, 0, 1, 0, 2 (+19) | i mean... this is really such unlucky trash.
5.02yr | 3789 (98) | 1, 1, 2, 2, 1, ?, 2, 5, 1, 1, 0, 1, 2, 2, 0, 1 (+22) | okay-ish
5.03yr | 3817 (100) | 1, 1, 0, 4, 2, 1, 2, 2, 4, 4, 1, 1, 3, 1, 2, 0, 5 (+34) | good boy. better.
5.04yr | 3862 (106) | 0, 2, 0, 2, 2, 0, 0, 0 (+6) | this happened, and it was only marginally my fault; marginally it's yours
5.05yr | 3874 (107) | 1, 2, 4, 2, 1, 0, 4, 0, 4, 1, 4, 0, 0, 2, 0 (+25) | losing much excitement because of working so much ;-;
5.06yr | 3905 (109) | 2, 2, 0, 2, 4, 1, 1, 2, 2, 4, 2, 2, 1, 0 (+25) | i don't want to give up on you, buddy
5.07yr | 3935 (112) | 0, 0, 2, 4, 3, 2, 0, 4, 5, 0, 2, 0, 0 (+22) | :(
5.08yr | 3960 (116) | 0, 4, 0, 5, 2, 2, 2, 0, 2, 5, 0, 0, 1, 2, 3, 2 (+31) | WOO 4K BABY hope you like being primalized ;D
5.09yr | 4000 (119) | 1, 0, 0, 5, 2, 2, 4, 0, 2, 3, 4, 0, 0, 3, 5 (+31) | good bab
5.10yr | 4044 (124) | 0, 0, 1, 2, 3, 1, 3, 4, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0 (+23) | those zeroes make me want to kill you again
5.11yr | 4076 (128) | 0, 0, 3, 2, 1, 2, 4, 2, 0, 2, 4, 2, 2, 0, 4, 2, 4, 1, 1 (+##) |
6.00yr | 4127 (130) | 0, 3, 4, 4, 1, 1, 1, 4, 2, 3, 1, 2, 2, 2
6.01yr | 4158 (135) | 0, 2, 0, 2, 1, 1, 1, 3, 1, 2, 2, 0, 2, 2, 6
6.02yr | 4184 (137) | 2, 3, 2, 1, 1, 0, 0, 2, 1, 1, 0, 2, 2, 0, 3, 2, 1
6.03yr | 4215 (140) | 0, 2, 3, 4, 2, 0, 2, 7, 1, 0, 2, 3
6.04yr | 4254 (144) | 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 1, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0,
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pls dun mood boost me"
pls dun mood boost me"
