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I will fucking yeet you if you give me 0 tigons your entire life
While you were trying to enjoy a nap, yeetus bounced around excitedly, asking you to take her on an adventure. You growled at her to let you sleep for a couple more hours, to which yeetus huffed and mumbled something about how lazy lions are. You would have batted at her, if you weren't so tired.
After a long hard day of exploring, yeetus offers to knead your shoulders. You happily accept, and you feel great afterwards!
You find yeetus splayed out near some water, panting heavily and looking generally miserable. she started to complain about how hot it was today, and how she wanted to go play in the snuh. You give her a weird look - it feels great today, and snuh is way too cold to do anything in!
yeetus looks at you with a puzzled expression and asks what a "zoo" is. You scoff, telling her to go ask her real father instead.
You find yeetus splayed out near some water, panting heavily and looking generally miserable. she started to complain about how hot it was today, and how she wanted to go play in the snuh. You give her a weird look - it feels great today, and snuh is way too cold to do anything in!
While you were trying to enjoy a nap, yeetus bounced around excitedly, asking you to take her on an adventure. You growled at her to let you sleep for a couple more hours, to which yeetus huffed and mumbled something about how lazy lions are. You would have batted at her, if you weren't so tired.
Running towards you, Snubbles greets you from afar and follows you for the next hour to learn from the best.
Momo noticed your mane was looking a bit dirty and tangled, so she offered to groom it for you. You quickly declined, saying you'll take care of it later on your own. You still had a bald spot from the last time Momo cleaned you with their barbed tongue.
1. Garfield seemed down today. When you asked her what was wrong, she looked up at you with sadness in her eyes and asked why everyone treats her so differently.
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