Fat Idiot

FAT IDIOT’S INSULT LOG:
(Feel free to pm additional ones for me to add below!)
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DECEMBER 2024:
fat idiot boi so fat Thanos had to snap twice, and it still didn't work

An owl hobbles around hooing festivities and dropping flowery wreaths on lion's heads. Even Fat idiot! The flowers died when they touched him though..

June 14th: FAT IDIOT WAS SO DUMB AND FAT THAT HE DIED!!! LOL (maz) WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY TO CELEBRATE THE DEATH OF FAT IDIOT (SCOOT)

May 31 2024: If he had a smart thought, it would die sad and alone.

Feb 4, 2024, A deadly roast: Fat idiot is such a idiot thats he's fat

Jan 24 from CrabinaBox (MUDSTONER): He looks like he'd get rejected as a meal by Laharu

Jan 3 to kick off 2024, from Flint:
Fat Idiot is so ugly, he's the reason some lions are eyeless - they'd rather gouge them out than look at him!
Fat Idiot is so fat that when he jumps in the waterhole, all the animals scream "TSUNAMI!"
Fat Idiot is so fat, his body has its own zip code!

Dec 21: fat idiot was literally so stupid that he died

Dec 20: anyways, the giraffe didn't just stand up to avoid seeing him. The whole species evolved long necks just so that they don't have to look at him.

Fat idiot is so fat and idiot that he tried to enter a fat idiot contest and they told him “sorry, you can’t compete if you’re a professional” (Sept 12)

the lion is so UGLY that the giraffe stood up so he didnt have to seem him! (27/aug)

I bet they'd allow me put you back at the giving tree since you're such a dumb idiot baby. little baby man. little baby. (23/august)

Don’t talk to me or my son ever again (22/august)

Oh, you gained ONE stamina? Surely not enough to run from my fists (8/aug)

“Unfortunately, he found nothing whilst patrolling” STRAIGHT to jail. I guess they call you IDIOT for a reason. (Unknown)

I see you tubby (unknown)

“Fat Idiot found nothing on patrol.” um sweaty could you NOT you pathetic little ringworm. I’ll have you know I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out the NEXT chance I get (6/aug)

Wow going for seconds of the elephant carcass chubby? You’re looking ….. healthy …. (6/aug)

Go eat some more honey buns moron (29/jul)


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FORBIDDEN COMPLIMENT: Ze'ev claims "He is a very handsome round boy. I bet he gives good hugs." Even the pride slave deserves love, too...

DUMB GIMP runs up to tussle with you for a bit before running off again, always looking for adventure.

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I hate this lion so much but he lures me back in every time
That smile, that damn smile