1. Idiot I am

Bought at 6319 stats at 6 months.
Fed yolks from 6 months
24% cub training on age up to adol.
Completed adol training.
Stat gain on age up to 2 yrs:
• My precioussssss (#794137538658) - They got the following stat boosts from cub training: +57 AGI
+14 SPD
+1 SMR
+2 STM
Total: +74!! Bringing him to 6613 stats at age 2 and the start of his patrolling!
Age:
2yrs 6613 +yolks = 6625. After patrols = 6671+46! - Not bad at all for Day 1!
2yrs 1 month - + 8 yolks + 2 dry palm = 6681 After patrols = 6720 +39 a few less zeroes would be nice ...
2yrs 2 months - + 20 yolks + 35 patrols = 6775 - You earned the name change with those streaks of zeroes..... ass****
2yrs 3 months - +7 yolks + 1 palm leaf + 47 patrols = 6832 - you got your butt in gear finally! WHOO
2yrs 4 months - Patrols + 50 +17 yolks = 6897 WHOO! Keep it up! You might get your name back!
2yrs 5 months - Patrols + 41 = 6938! Great job, you did well even though the Drunken Tilt forgot about you a while (Love you Tilt! Bahahaha) 1.98 stat gain ratio :)
2 yrs 6 months - +5 yolks + 43 patrols = 6986 great job!!! New name soon (if you keep it up!)
2yrs 7 months - +42 Patrols = 7028 You hit the 3 yr old goal a few months early! A nicer name for you... for now!
2yrs 8 months - +42 patrols = 7070 Nice!! Keep it up!!
2yrs 9 months- +6 Honeycombs + 29 patrols = 7103 —> I fed the boy some combs to see if he’d like me more while patrolling- tilt THE DAYAFTER I GAVE YOU A NICE NAME YOU SUCKED ASS.
2yrs 10 months - +7 honey Combs +36 Patrols = 7146 Could be better......
2yrs 11months - +7 honey combs + 53 patrols = 7206. Ok, you are forgiven! Don't f*ck up again!
Stat gain from 2yrs- 2yrs 11 months = 500 from patrols only. +93 from items/food. WHOOP! Gonna be a beast if you keep this up!
3yrs old - + 1 Honeycombs (ewww) +42 Patrols = 7249 You pulled a miracle out your ass in the final patrols lmao
3yrs 1 month + 6 Honeycombs +51 patrols =7306 Badass!
3yrs 2months +3 honeycombs + 36 patrols =7345
3yrs 3 months + 1 palm leaf + 2 Honeycombs +41 patrols = 7389 those 3 zeroes at the end ruined what was an awesome streak you dumbass.
3yrs 4 months - +1 palm leaf + 6 honeycombs + 38 patrols =7434 this one was partially my fault I admit....
3yrs 5 months + 1 palm leaf + 6 honeycombs + 35 patrols = 7476 you were so dumb...
3yrs 6 months - + 3 honeycombs+ 52 patrols = 7531 seems like you're trying to make up for the suckage yesterday... I approve.
3 yrs 7 months - +1 palm leaf + 5 honey combs + 47 patrols =7584
Tilted hates you. Somehow you like me enough to save your ass from being skinned by Tilt...
3yrs 8 months - +1 palm leaf + 8 Honeycombs (WOW) + 51 patrols = 7644
3yrs 9 months- +1 palm leaf +3 honeycombs + 39 patrols = 7687 ..Not your best day, dumbass
3 yrs 10 months - + 1 palm leaf +5 honeycombs + 36 patrols =7729 -sighs- If you quit with the zeroes bloody moron...
3yrs 11 months - +38 patrols = 7767 not your best day, asshole.
Yearly gain = 561 stats total GOOD. 506 from patrols. You're literally making these goals by the skin of your teeth lmfaooo.
4 yrs - +1 palmleaf +6 honeycombs +43 patrols = 7817 BETTER
4yrs 1 month - +1 palm leaf + 3 honeycombs +40 patrols =7861 You really like to save your furry butt at the last minute... a 7 and 6 stat back to back
4yrs 2 months - +1 Palm leaf +4 honeycombs+ 40 patrols = 7901
4yrs 3 months - +4 Honeycombs+ 55 patrols, WOW you can behave! = 6960
4yrs 4 months - +5 honeycombs +41 patrols = 8006 SO you just hated Tilt huh?
4yrs 5 months - + 0 honeycombs... WOW I have a badfeeling and I'm gonna kick your ass if you suck today+61 patrols = holy crap... if you think you can slack tomorrow because of this, you got another thing coming. 8067
4yrs 6 months - +3 Honeycombs + 54 patrols = 8121 You started out with a streak of 4 zeroes and suddenly pulled a miracle out your ass later.
4yrs 7 months - + 2 palm leaf +7 honeycombs +50 patrols= 8171 I'll kick your ass if you drop the ball now
4yrs 8 months - +6 honeycombs + 44 patrols = 8215 decent! Don't slack off now!! I can make your name worse!
4yrs 9 months - +1 palm leaf +5 honeycomb + 36 patrols = 8251ewwww, ok. Don't start being a dick now.
4yrs 10 months - + 2 palm leaf + 5 honeycomb + 35 patrols = 8293 Dumbass, I'm gonna throttle you.
4yrs 11 months - +1 Palm leaf +4 honeycombs + 38 patrols = 8336 come onnnnn
Yearly total gain 4yrs-4yrs 11months = 537 (patrols only) 569 overall. Keep it up! You've been slacking lately!
5yrs - +1 palm leaf +5 honeycombs +46 patrols = 8388
5yrs 1 months - +1 palm leaf + 7 honeycombs+30 patrols =8426 WOW a new damn low for you!!!
5yrs 2 months - +2 palm leaf +5 honeycombs+ 44 =8477 Yeah, that's right. You got a lot of catching up to do you dumby.
5yrs 3 months - +5 honeycomb +48 patrols = That 8 stat miracle patrol you pulled out your ass at the very last one is what saved you.... 8530
5yrs 4months - +4 honey combs + 36 patrols = 8570. UGH. I hate you lately!
5yrs 5 months - +5 honeycombs + 31 patrols = 8606 I am about to skin you...
5yrs 6 months - +2 palm leaf +4 honeycombs+ 51 patrols =8663 WOWWWW finally threw us a good day huh?
5yrs 7 months - + 3 honeycomb +44 = 8710 You best keep this up after the bs you pulled lately
5yrs 8 months - +2 honeycomb (ew) + 30 patrols = 8742 WTF HAPPENED?! YOu started so well?! I HATE YOU
5yrs 9 months - I dunno how much from the honeycomb +59 overall = 8801 So you can behave???? You better save your furry butt by working hard.
5yrs 10 months - +4 honeycomb + 45 patrols = 8850 don't slack off!
5yrs 11months - +1 palmleaf+ 3 honeycomb +35 patrols = 8889 You have SUCKED this entire year
+499 yearly patrol total (this is probably a couple points lower, but it's a miracle you got this high tbh YOU SUCK lately)
6yrs - +4 Honeycomb +47 patrols =8940
6yrs 1 month - +2 palmleaf +2 honeycombs+ 42 patrols = 8986
6yrs 2 months - + 2 palm leaf + 3 honeycomb + 45 patrols = 9036
6yrs 3 months - + 2 palmleaf + 7 honeycomb + 33 patrols =9078 I admit this is partially my fault... but you also sucked!
6yrs 4 months - +4 honeycomb +48 patrols = 9130
6yrs 5 months - Apparently I forgot to record the honeycomb etc ... oops +40 overall = 9170 ...partly my fault.... I got surprise visitors.
6yrs 6 months - +2 honeycomb + 2 palm leaf + 42 patrols = 9216
6yrs 7 months - + 1 palmleaf + 34 = 9246
6yrs 8 months - +1 palm leaf + 4 honeycomb + 58 patrols = 9309 WHOOP! You better keep it up.
6yrs 9 months - +3 honeycomb+45 patrols = 9357
6yrs 10 months - +2 palmleaf +3 honeycomb+ 45 patrols = 9407
6yrs 11 months - +1palm leaf +6 honeycomb + 40 patrols =9454
+519 from patrols alone for 6yrs-6yrs 11 months! A good year! Keep it going!
7 yrs - +4 honeycomb+ 31 patrols =9489 WOOOOWWWW You SUCKED
7yrs 1 month - +5 honeycomb +1 palm leaf + 49 patrols =9544
7yrs 2 months - +4 honeycomb+ 45 patrols =9593
7yrs 3 months - +45 overall = 9638
7yrs 4 months - +5 honeycomb + 51 patrols = 9694 NICE
7yrs 5 months - +1 palmleaf =9726
7yrs 6 months - +4 honeycomb =9759
7yrs 7 months - = 9799
7yrs 8 months - +2 plamsleaf +2 honeycomb + = 9842
7yrs 9 months -+2 palm leaf + 7honeycomb + =9880 .. can't even bother writing it... you SUCKED
7yrs 10 months - +3 honeycomb +37 patrols = 9920
7yrs 11 months - +6 honeycomb +24 patrols = 9950 WTFFFFF you have been fucking atrocious lately! The 5 zeroes at the end ruined you.
8yrs - =9992
8yrs 1 months = 10034 - A shitty couple days but YAY 10K!!!!
8yrs 2 months - +7 honeycomb + 32 patrols =10073 What the hell is up with you?!
8yrs 3 months - + 3 honeycomb 10101
9yrs old - 10416