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List of things that Francis hates:
Subways
Bill: We can take the subway tunnels to the hospital. There's a redline station not far from here.
Francis: I hate subways.
Stairs
"I hate stairs."
Sewers
"I hate sewers."
Elevators
"I hate elevators."
Hospitals and doctors and lawyers and cops
Francis: I hate hospitals. And doctors and lawyers and cops...
Bill: Francis, is there anything you don't hate?
Francis: You know what I don't hate? I don't hate vests.
Tunnels
Bill: It's through this tunnel.
Francis: I hate tunnels.
Vans
"I hate vans."
Train Yards
"I hate train yards."
Small Towns
"I hate small towns."
Water
Zoey: We can get to the river through here.
Francis: I hate the water.
Planes
"I hate planes."
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Ayn Rand
"I hate Ayn Rand."
The Woods
"I hate the woods."
The army
"G****** tape looped piece of s***, I hate the army."
Helicopters
Francis: Guys. Everyone. I want to say something. I HATE helicopters.
Louis: For once we're in complete agreement, Francis.
Francis: I ever tell you how I feel about helicopters?
Zoey: *Sigh* Do you hate them...?
Francis: I guess I did tell ya.
Francis: WOW! I LOVE HELICOPTERS! I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!
Zoey: You what? Francis, are you all right?
Francis: Whoa, I must've hit my head in the crash. I'm okay now. I hate helicopters.
Walking
Louis: Well I guess we're walking.
Francis: I hate walking.
Flying
Louis: Look, five minutes ago you hated flyin'.
Francis: And it turns out I was right about that.
Parades
Francis: You're still wearing that tie, Louis? What? You got a meeting? Haha!
Louis: That's funny, Francis. Why don't you take your moustache, your little vest, and your chaps, and go find yourself a parade!
Francis: I hate parades.
Birds
Francis: I hate birds.
Zoey: Yeah, birds are d****.
Latest Issues
Zoey: Hey Francis. They have the latest issue of "hating everything" magazine here.
Francis: I hate latest issues.
Steam...pipes
Francis: I hate steam...pipes.
Francis: Hey, watch out for that g****** steam pipe!
Zoey: Man...I LOVE steam.
Francis: Oh yeah, I love steam! I just hate the pipes.
Mondays
"This sign says 'I hate Mondays'! Man, tell me about it."
Canada
Francis: Riverside? Aww, I hate Canada.
Louis: Canada? Francis, we're in Pennsylvania.
Francis: Man! I've been hating Riverside all this time for nothing.
Francis: If there's one thing I hate more than vampires, it's Canada, eh!
Zoey: Yeah, Canadians are d****.
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Okay...not sure why Valve did that
Riverside
Louis: If we can just make it to Riverside, we are home free, guys!
Francis: I hate Riverside.
Islands
Francis: Yeah! Sandy beaches, coconuts, sand...beaches, sand...Wait a minute, I hate islands!
Francis: Hey Louis, have I mentioned how I feel about islands?
Louis: Are you joking?
Francis: No, I'm being serious. I really hate islands. I have insulaphobia - I'm afraid of islands.
Louis: S*** Francis, once we get there, I've got your back. I'm gonna keep an eye on the island for you.
Francis: No man, it's a medical condition. Just my g****** luck.
Louis: Punk-a** island b****! You better watch yourself!
Fish
Louis: Francis, you ready to get to The Keys and have ourselves a seafood feast?
Francis: I hate fish.
Louis: Well hater, I guess you don't have to eat any then.
Francis: Oh no, I like eating them. That's one of the ways I'll let fish know how much I hate them!
Bill's plan
Francis: Bill, I just wanna make it clear - in front of everyone - that I am against this island plan.
Bill: Cut the horses*** Francis.
Francis: Jesus Bill, have you ever BEEN to an island? They're g****** horrible.
Bill: They're defensible, Francis. As far as we know, zombies can't swim.
Francis: They're not the only ones...
Bill: Speak up, son.
Francis: I...I hate this plan!
Bill: Noted. Let's go.
"That bridge"
Rochelle: I hate that bridge!
Francis: It's so stupid!
Ellis' hat
"Hey Ellis! I hate your hat, haha!"
Tanks
"I. Hate. Tanks."
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