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Merideth

"Horrible Travelling Lioness"

Lion Stats
Experience	117 / 5390 (2%)
Level	8
Strength	13	Speed	25
Stamina	11	Smarts	16
Agility	20	Skill	12
Born With:	Unknown	Total Stats:	97

Lion Currents
Age	14 years, 4 months old
Hunger	0%
Mood	100%
Sex	Female
Pose	Neutral
Personality	Sassy (Snarky)

Adult Stage

Breeding Info
Father	Unknown	Mother	Unknown	View Full Heritage
Last Bred	More than 20 days ago	Fertility	Low	View All Cubs Bred (5)

Appearance		Markings
Base	Green (Orange Skin)	Slot 1: Immolation Smoke (52%) Tier 3 Slot 2: Vitiligo 2 (45%) Tier 2 Slot 3: Onyx Mantle (69%) Tier 1 Slot 4: Tangor Frontal Spotting (87%) Tier 1 Slot 5: Angelic Cheetah (100%) Tier 3 Slot 10: Citron Crackle (70%) Tier 3
Genetics	Golden Medium Solid Special
Eyes	Carnelian
Mane Type	Thick
Mane Color	Green
Mutation	None
Marking Slots	10

Equipped Decorations Hide/Show
Broken Kingdom Above Blue Skimmer [1] Expression: Doubt [Cream Eyelids] Essence of War Shiny Rock Right Triple Ear Piercing [Orange] Addax Horns Decor Rat Skull Crown Flower Crown [Silver Arctotis] Scar: Back Scratch Scar: Anklebiter Ticks [Body] Sigil Amulet: War Serpent Tongue Shiny Rock Nose Bridge Piercing [Green] Decaying Cloak European Rabbit Below Glowing Sigil of War

Lifetime Hunting Results
Total Hunts	29	Successful Hunts	29	Success Rate	100%

Biography
Merideth: the Worst Travelling Lion A Stupid Project by Two Wonderfully Stupid People Merideth's List of Other Merideths Dear whoever chased her: It is most likely that you will never read this message, but in case you do... I am so sorry if you ever find her. We've done horrors to this lion. All intentional, mind you, but unspeakable horrors nonetheless. It's nothing personal. She just got unlucky (or lucky?) and was chosen by us INSANE people to be our personal ugly mess of a travelling lion. We love her. And hate her. But most of all, we have absolutely no regrets. ~ Love vermax Changelog: Purchased for 50 SB @2 years old on 17. August 2021 by vermax's side Green base applied by vermax: Your lion consumes the green feast just twenty minutes past four. Green mane applied by vermax: Oh, I just can't wait to be greeeeen! Carnelian eyes applied by vermax: Gritty burgundy dust is blown into your lion's eyes. They look different somehow... Given the Neutral Pose by vermax Changed skin to Orange by vermax Citron Crackle applied to slot 10 by vermax Psssst...! I think vermax has something against you Merideth! She keeps making you progressively uglier. RMAs used: 1 (slot 4 Tangor - Frontal Spotting) YES PERFECTLY HIDEOUS!! You go up to take a nap with Merideth. She jokes that if you start snoring, you may find some maggots in your nose. You lie awake next to her and wonder if she really meant that. Tired from a long day of exploring, you flop next to Merideth. She starts telling you an embarrassing story from a pride mate's cubhood. You're soon laughing too hard to be tired. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Merideth-isms: a compilation of insanity by vermax and Rowan If anyone besides vermax or Rowan ends up with this lion by chance - first of all, I am so, SO sorry - please return to her to either of the previous accounts or to our sides - #78309 or #238863 - before you are cursed by her... Merideth-ness. With you, I'd probably use any since you make me feel very safe and happy (uNlIkE mErIdeTh OvEr ThErE) I don't know a Merideth but hey- you're apparently mean, Merideth. (I'm so sorry if this is your real name) Ok first of all LOL MERIDETH. That is not my name but that made me laugh so hard XD I'm nonbinary genderfluid and it's very hard to explain that combo to people. It's like... I'm not a traditionally feminine or masculine person, but I'm very androgynous in both appearance and mannerisms, so that's definitely what I gravitate toward. But HOW feminine or masculine I feel at any given time changes, and can change a LOT, so that's where genderfluid comes in... yeah I usually don't bother explaining to most people. I'm just like I'm genderfluid and leave it at that lol EXACTLY. I shift. No I don't not physically shift, MERIDETH. And it's not like you can just say, Oh I'm transgender, because everyone's gonna think transsexual... which is not what I am at all… IT'S AN INTERNAL THING, MERIDETH I'VE ALWAYS LOOKED LIKE THIS lol Exactly! MERIDETH, I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T SHUT YOUR TRAP AND TRY TO LISTE- No, Merideth, I'm not saying I'm an elephant. No, Merideth, you can't be a bear, even if I can be genderfluid. Merideth, please. Merideth. Please. Can we please let Merideth be our inside joke, I feel attached to her now. I feel like she's my homophobic grandmother that I slightly hate, yet must teach her so she doesn't ruin the lives of children. YES Merideth should definitely be our weird homophobic grandma XD I feel like she means well but just needs to stop trying to relate to us because she. Just. Doesn't. Get. It. Yet we will do our best to save others from dealing with her! I'm so gonna end up naming a lion Merideth and she's just gonna have the weirdest bio full of quotes from our messages XD Omg me too, we must make a Merideth pride. Filled with very.. very.. odd.. grandmothers! I love how we both already have an idea of who she is and what we must do with her. (Like send her into the flaming pits of- no Merideth, stop asking me if you can eat that ivy. GrAnDmA yOu'Re AlLeRgIc!) OK SO HEAR ME OUT Here is my Merideth lion idea. I get an NCL. She can either be super pretty or REALLY UGLY. Either way, she should be under 3. Nice and young. Then I name her Merideth and maybe put some decor on her and breed her. Name ALL her kids Merideth. ALL OF THEM. Then after she has the cubs, I'll send Merideth to YOU, plus 1 of her cubs (if she has more than one). Then you do the same thing. Add more decor to her, breed her when the time comes, and send her back to me (plus a Merideth cub if she had more than 1). OR send her to my side. Either way. Then I'll do the same back to you (or your side). Basically, we make our own personal travelling lioness, but MUCH MUCH safer, since it would just be the two of us. And in her bio, we just put random Merideth-isms from our messages or any other ridiculous Merideth-esque "quotes" we think we should add. We can add marks to her - RMAs would be fun - and change her base or whatever when it's our turn to have her. She'll be a disaster. I know it is a ridiculous idea, but I kind of love it XD OH. MY. GOD. IT'S. PERFECT. Our little traveling old grandma. Omg. Also I NEED. i nEEED. her to be EXTREMELY UGLY. Like the kind of lion you wouldn't even want to sell because you wouldn't forsake this monster on someone. And you wouldn't chase her because then someone could pick her up and you'd just cry every time you think someone had the misfortune of laying eyes on her. And then.. and then her children. THEY HAVE TO BE THE MOST DISGUSTING PIECES OF POOR, POOR FLESH. Not even personality wise I mean so much worse than lipo cubs. I need them to be colourbomb monstrosities. I NEED them to be the kind of cub you want to send off. Oh my god. I'm glad you like the idea!!! I will start looking for the UGLIEST NCL I can find. And if not already ugly, I WILL MAKE HER UGLY. The green base exists for that :O Now imagine looking at her offspring list and it's just... Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth And all the Merideths are alive and living in our dens XD Oh my god yes. Exactly, the green bases exist for two reasons. To make us sad and to make Merideth. Omg fr Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth Merideth John MERIDETH THE GREEN LION THE EYEBURNER THE COLORBOMB OF TERROR THE COLORBOMB OF ABSOLUTE TERROR. /circles merideth in a religious movement, while chanting "terror" and "colorbomb"/ "Stop that Satanic ritual, children!" Ironically, that would be a Meridith-ism XD But yeah, she's clearly the MEGADEATH lion :D *BEGIN: MEGADETH RITUAL* MEGADETH MERIDETH COLORBOMB OF TERROR "And if you follow me this way, sire, the next exhibit is- MERIDETH GET OUT OF THE PLANTS "NO, JOHN, I WANT MY FUMES," granDMA, STOP GETTING HIGH, YOU'RE TOO OLD TO BE TAKING- /intense sniffing and cackling/ grandmaaaaa..." Excuse me as I remove our grandmother from the bushes - wait, do you smell smoke? MERIDETH NO STOP YOU CAN'T SMOKE THEM ALL AT ONCE LIKE THAT - THAT'S LITERALLY JUST ARSON! Ugh. Grandmothers... To be honest, she now reminds me of Lemon-Lime flavored things. That is her vibe. LEMON-LIME. This is a lion, not a candy. WE ARE DOING SOMETHING WRONG. Which means Merideth is coming along very well~ My mom literally revolted backwards when she saw Merideth I LOVE THAT MY MOM LITERALLY "nope" BUT OH NO, SHE'S MEANT TO BE GROSS NOT LOVELY AND SWEET AND CITRUS-Y Once upon a time, there was a lion named Merideth. Merideth was not a nice lion, she was not a pretty lion, and she was not an interesting lion. One might even say that Merideth had no redeeming qualities. She tried to find a pride to join, but none would have her. Some called her an affront to nature. Others called her a lingering annoyance. Even males did not want her around, fearing for the kind of cubs she would produce. No matter where she went, she simply could not find a place to call home. Merideth decided to simply park her furry butt in the next pride she found. She would do what she had to in order to ensure that the pride would be forced to keep her around, at least for a little while. Soon, some pride somewhere would know the mosquito-like annoyance that was the green lion of terror. The reign of Merideth was about to begin. Oh no the MERIDETH... tHE TERROR - THE FEAR! oh my god I love this description so much.. IT'S PERFECT!! Also- FORCED TO KEEP HER AROUND???? Oh god Yeah, I think she'll do something super stupid but a little dangerous and make them keep her around. Like... sit on a cub and not get off it until they agree to let her stay. Or steal a very young cub so it thinks she's its mom... and they have to let her stay until it's older. Or she just eats all their food until they agree to keep her around. Those sound like very Merideth things of her to do! Also, I'm very glad you like my stupid story XD It was rattling around in my head for a bit, so I figured I'd share it lol Oh my god- MERIDETH GET OFF THAT POOR INFANT- IT'LL SUFFOCATE! I love Merideth so much now, at first she was just a name placeholder but now she's.. so.. so.. much more.. she's our incredibly annoying grandmother that we must follow around like a puppy so she doesn't get high and burn down our houses. (Merideth this is our fourth house, stop it!) But yeah, Merideth is amazing. And horrible. Amazingly horrible. She's a bad inside joke come alive and I love that we were able to bring her to life as we did! She's a royal disaster and it's just so perfect. Merideth is that one person you feel bad for because she nevers has any friends so you invite her to play and immediately realize it was a mistake. /Sobbing/ "hey, why are you crying?" "because I have no one to play with..SNIFF..HICCUP.." "you can play with me and bob! what's your name?" "me-HIC.. merideth.." /proceeds to pick her nose in front of you and then wipe it on her shirt/ OMG I LOVE YOUR DESCRIPTION OF MERIDETH. You invite her over to play and immediately one of your friends is like, "There's a reason no one plays with her," as she proceeds to take over all the fun and passive-aggressively bullies everyone. Then they tell a teacher and the teacher comes over to find Merideth with puppy-dog eyes and a bunch of ticked-off-looking kids. Merideth says, "But we're all having so much fun~" and the teacher can't see anything obviously wrong, so she just leaves them be saying, "Play nice, everyone." And Merideth is like, "BUT I'M THE EXCEPTION TO THAT RULE LET'S GO KIDS!" and sits on everyone and ends up in timeout, sobbing and rubbing her boogers on the wall. Can you imagine Merideth finding Outland Inafufua and she's like, "Who's the leader here, I must know who to anger." And then Lestek tries to go meet her, but Kubwa stands in front of him. (Obviously knowing the tales of Merideth) Lestek decides to ignore the tales and invite her, right? He soon comes to understand this was a MISTAKE when she sits on his cubs. You (Saidia) walk on your territory, calm and relaxed. The rest of your pride is hunting, bathing, playing, or sleeping, so you decided now would be a nice time to go on a walk and patrol your home. You can see Merideth pick up a branch and rub it across the dry brush before it lights on fire. You carefully but quickly race up to her and try to negotiate with her, "Bring me the stick, Merideth! That's not safe!" Merideth cackles and flings it towards you. You barely dodge it before hearing a familiar voice in the distance. "Let go of my cub!" You trot towards the voice, making sure the small branch isn't a hazard first. When you get to the distressed yowling and roaring.. you see.. it.. Merideth's mother, Merideth. Not confusing at all I swear. She's holding onto infants in a very unsafe way, if she moved a certain way, their necks would snap and they'd die. At this age, they're very flimsy and breakable, they haven't gotten to the stage where they're practically invincible. When Merideth sees you, she comes up with a [poop] eating grin. Before you need to intervene, Amani tackles Merideth and swiftly but carefully takes the cub from her jaws. "Thank you, Amani," you whisper before turning to Merideth who's pouting. She does the whole "Let me and my daughter stay or I kill a cub," charades. You don't believe her at first but when she turns to an adolescent and start walking towards it, you quickly mutter, "Fine. Stay. If any of my pride members get hurt because of you, I'm never letting you stay again.." Merideth seems pleased with this and sits down. You turn to walk away with your pride but get stuck on, "My daughter," and whip around. "Your daughter?" Merideth smiles, clearly excited to have the attention on herself again. A small, sleepy cub stumbles out behind her. It's coat seems to be sprinkled with white, but under it is a dull yellow-y orange. You walk towards it and touch your nose to the cub's. Merideth seems annoyed the attention is going to her cub now. "I had to leave the other cub with a terrible pride! What if it's hurt?? It could be dead for all I know," she dramatically says, looking at you every so often. You ignore her and pick up the cub. Today.. is the day you hear her name for the second time. Merideth. Merideth is her name. Know it and respect it. Or ignore it and mock it, it's all up to you. The Gift of Merideth by Rowan.

Biography

Merideth: the Worst Travelling Lion
A Stupid Project by Two Wonderfully Stupid People

Merideth's List of Other Merideths

Dear whoever chased her: It is most likely that you will never read this message, but in case you do... I am so sorry if you ever find her. We've done horrors to this lion. All intentional, mind you, but unspeakable horrors nonetheless. It's nothing personal. She just got unlucky (or lucky?) and was chosen by us INSANE people to be our personal ugly mess of a travelling lion. We love her. And hate her. But most of all, we have absolutely no regrets.

~ Love vermax

Changelog:
Purchased for 50 SB @2 years old on 17. August 2021 by vermax's side
Green base applied by vermax: Your lion consumes the green feast just twenty minutes past four.
Green mane applied by vermax: Oh, I just can't wait to be greeeeen!
Carnelian eyes applied by vermax: Gritty burgundy dust is blown into your lion's eyes. They look different somehow...
Given the Neutral Pose by vermax
Changed skin to Orange by vermax
Citron Crackle applied to slot 10 by vermax

Psssst...! I think vermax has something against you Merideth! She keeps making you progressively uglier.

RMAs used: 1 (slot 4 Tangor - Frontal Spotting) YES PERFECTLY HIDEOUS!!

You go up to take a nap with Merideth. She jokes that if you start snoring, you may find some maggots in your nose. You lie awake next to her and wonder if she really meant that.

Tired from a long day of exploring, you flop next to Merideth. She starts telling you an embarrassing story from a pride mate's cubhood. You're soon laughing too hard to be tired.
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Merideth-isms: a compilation of insanity by vermax and Rowan
If anyone besides vermax or Rowan ends up with this lion by chance - first of all, I am so, SO sorry - please return to her to either of the previous accounts or to our sides - #78309 or #238863 - before you are cursed by her... Merideth-ness.

With you, I'd probably use any since you make me feel very safe and happy (uNlIkE mErIdeTh OvEr ThErE) I don't know a Merideth but hey- you're apparently mean, Merideth. (I'm so sorry if this is your real name)

Ok first of all LOL MERIDETH. That is not my name but that made me laugh so hard XD

I'm nonbinary genderfluid and it's very hard to explain that combo to people. It's like... I'm not a traditionally feminine or masculine person, but I'm very androgynous in both appearance and mannerisms, so that's definitely what I gravitate toward. But HOW feminine or masculine I feel at any given time changes, and can change a LOT, so that's where genderfluid comes in... yeah I usually don't bother explaining to most people. I'm just like I'm genderfluid and leave it at that lol

EXACTLY. I shift. No I don't not physically shift, MERIDETH.

And it's not like you can just say, Oh I'm transgender, because everyone's gonna think transsexual... which is not what I am at all… IT'S AN INTERNAL THING, MERIDETH I'VE ALWAYS LOOKED LIKE THIS lol

Exactly! MERIDETH, I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T SHUT YOUR TRAP AND TRY TO LISTE- No, Merideth, I'm not saying I'm an elephant. No, Merideth, you can't be a bear, even if I can be genderfluid. Merideth, please. Merideth. Please.

Can we please let Merideth be our inside joke, I feel attached to her now. I feel like she's my homophobic grandmother that I slightly hate, yet must teach her so she doesn't ruin the lives of children.

YES Merideth should definitely be our weird homophobic grandma XD I feel like she means well but just needs to stop trying to relate to us because she. Just. Doesn't. Get. It. Yet we will do our best to save others from dealing with her!

I'm so gonna end up naming a lion Merideth and she's just gonna have the weirdest bio full of quotes from our messages XD

Omg me too, we must make a Merideth pride. Filled with very.. very.. odd.. grandmothers! I love how we both already have an idea of who she is and what we must do with her. (Like send her into the flaming pits of- no Merideth, stop asking me if you can eat that ivy. GrAnDmA yOu'Re AlLeRgIc!)

OK SO HEAR ME OUT

Here is my Merideth lion idea. I get an NCL. She can either be super pretty or REALLY UGLY. Either way, she should be under 3. Nice and young. Then I name her Merideth and maybe put some decor on her and breed her. Name ALL her kids Merideth. ALL OF THEM. Then after she has the cubs, I'll send Merideth to YOU, plus 1 of her cubs (if she has more than one).

Then you do the same thing. Add more decor to her, breed her when the time comes, and send her back to me (plus a Merideth cub if she had more than 1). OR send her to my side. Either way. Then I'll do the same back to you (or your side).

Basically, we make our own personal travelling lioness, but MUCH MUCH safer, since it would just be the two of us. And in her bio, we just put random Merideth-isms from our messages or any other ridiculous Merideth-esque "quotes" we think we should add. We can add marks to her - RMAs would be fun - and change her base or whatever when it's our turn to have her. She'll be a disaster.

I know it is a ridiculous idea, but I kind of love it XD

OH. MY. GOD. IT'S. PERFECT. Our little traveling old grandma. Omg.

Also I NEED. i nEEED. her to be EXTREMELY UGLY. Like the kind of lion you wouldn't even want to sell because you wouldn't forsake this monster on someone. And you wouldn't chase her because then someone could pick her up and you'd just cry every time you think someone had the misfortune of laying eyes on her. And then.. and then her children. THEY HAVE TO BE THE MOST DISGUSTING PIECES OF POOR, POOR FLESH. Not even personality wise I mean so much worse than lipo cubs. I need them to be colourbomb monstrosities. I NEED them to be the kind of cub you want to send off. Oh my god.

I'm glad you like the idea!!! I will start looking for the UGLIEST NCL I can find. And if not already ugly, I WILL MAKE HER UGLY. The green base exists for that :O

Now imagine looking at her offspring list and it's just...

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And all the Merideths are alive and living in our dens XD

Oh my god yes. Exactly, the green bases exist for two reasons. To make us sad and to make Merideth.

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MERIDETH THE GREEN LION

THE EYEBURNER

THE COLORBOMB OF TERROR

THE COLORBOMB OF ABSOLUTE TERROR.

/circles merideth in a religious movement, while chanting "terror" and "colorbomb"/

"Stop that Satanic ritual, children!"

Ironically, that would be a Meridith-ism XD

But yeah, she's clearly the MEGADEATH lion :D

BEGIN: MEGADETH RITUAL

MEGADETH MERIDETH

COLORBOMB OF TERROR

"And if you follow me this way, sire, the next exhibit is- MERIDETH GET OUT OF THE PLANTS "NO, JOHN, I WANT MY FUMES," granDMA, STOP GETTING HIGH, YOU'RE TOO OLD TO BE TAKING- /intense sniffing and cackling/ grandmaaaaa..."

Excuse me as I remove our grandmother from the bushes - wait, do you smell smoke? MERIDETH NO STOP YOU CAN'T SMOKE THEM ALL AT ONCE LIKE THAT - THAT'S LITERALLY JUST ARSON! Ugh. Grandmothers...

To be honest, she now reminds me of Lemon-Lime flavored things. That is her vibe. LEMON-LIME. This is a lion, not a candy. WE ARE DOING SOMETHING WRONG.

Which means Merideth is coming along very well~

My mom literally revolted backwards when she saw Merideth

I LOVE THAT MY MOM LITERALLY "nope"

BUT OH NO, SHE'S MEANT TO BE GROSS NOT LOVELY AND SWEET AND CITRUS-Y

Once upon a time, there was a lion named Merideth. Merideth was not a nice lion, she was not a pretty lion, and she was not an interesting lion. One might even say that Merideth had no redeeming qualities. She tried to find a pride to join, but none would have her. Some called her an affront to nature. Others called her a lingering annoyance. Even males did not want her around, fearing for the kind of cubs she would produce. No matter where she went, she simply could not find a place to call home.

Merideth decided to simply park her furry butt in the next pride she found. She would do what she had to in order to ensure that the pride would be forced to keep her around, at least for a little while. Soon, some pride somewhere would know the mosquito-like annoyance that was the green lion of terror. The reign of Merideth was about to begin.

Oh no the MERIDETH... tHE TERROR - THE FEAR!

oh my god I love this description so much.. IT'S PERFECT!!

Also- FORCED TO KEEP HER AROUND???? Oh god

Yeah, I think she'll do something super stupid but a little dangerous and make them keep her around. Like... sit on a cub and not get off it until they agree to let her stay. Or steal a very young cub so it thinks she's its mom... and they have to let her stay until it's older. Or she just eats all their food until they agree to keep her around. Those sound like very Merideth things of her to do!

Also, I'm very glad you like my stupid story XD It was rattling around in my head for a bit, so I figured I'd share it lol

Oh my god- MERIDETH GET OFF THAT POOR INFANT- IT'LL SUFFOCATE!

I love Merideth so much now, at first she was just a name placeholder but now she's.. so.. so.. much more.. she's our incredibly annoying grandmother that we must follow around like a puppy so she doesn't get high and burn down our houses. (Merideth this is our fourth house, stop it!)

But yeah, Merideth is amazing. And horrible. Amazingly horrible. She's a bad inside joke come alive and I love that we were able to bring her to life as we did! She's a royal disaster and it's just so perfect.

Merideth is that one person you feel bad for because she nevers has any friends so you invite her to play and immediately realize it was a mistake. /Sobbing/ "hey, why are you crying?" "because I have no one to play with..SNIFF..HICCUP.." "you can play with me and bob! what's your name?" "me-HIC.. merideth.." /proceeds to pick her nose in front of you and then wipe it on her shirt/

OMG I LOVE YOUR DESCRIPTION OF MERIDETH.

You invite her over to play and immediately one of your friends is like, "There's a reason no one plays with her," as she proceeds to take over all the fun and passive-aggressively bullies everyone.
Then they tell a teacher and the teacher comes over to find Merideth with puppy-dog eyes and a bunch of ticked-off-looking kids. Merideth says, "But we're all having so much fun~" and the teacher can't see anything obviously wrong, so she just leaves them be saying, "Play nice, everyone." And Merideth is like, "BUT I'M THE EXCEPTION TO THAT RULE LET'S GO KIDS!" and sits on everyone and ends up in timeout, sobbing and rubbing her boogers on the wall.

Can you imagine Merideth finding Outland Inafufua and she's like, "Who's the leader here, I must know who to anger." And then Lestek tries to go meet her, but Kubwa stands in front of him. (Obviously knowing the tales of Merideth) Lestek decides to ignore the tales and invite her, right? He soon comes to understand this was a MISTAKE when she sits on his cubs.

You (Saidia) walk on your territory, calm and relaxed. The rest of your pride is hunting, bathing, playing, or sleeping, so you decided now would be a nice time to go on a walk and patrol your home. You can see Merideth pick up a branch and rub it across the dry brush before it lights on fire. You carefully but quickly race up to her and try to negotiate with her, "Bring me the stick, Merideth! That's not safe!" Merideth cackles and flings it towards you. You barely dodge it before hearing a familiar voice in the distance. "Let go of my cub!" You trot towards the voice, making sure the small branch isn't a hazard first. When you get to the distressed yowling and roaring.. you see.. it.. Merideth's mother, Merideth. Not confusing at all I swear. She's holding onto infants in a very unsafe way, if she moved a certain way, their necks would snap and they'd die. At this age, they're very flimsy and breakable, they haven't gotten to the stage where they're practically invincible. When Merideth sees you, she comes up with a [poop] eating grin. Before you need to intervene, Amani tackles Merideth and swiftly but carefully takes the cub from her jaws. "Thank you, Amani," you whisper before turning to Merideth who's pouting. She does the whole "Let me and my daughter stay or I kill a cub," charades. You don't believe her at first but when she turns to an adolescent and start walking towards it, you quickly mutter, "Fine. Stay. If any of my pride members get hurt because of you, I'm never letting you stay again.." Merideth seems pleased with this and sits down. You turn to walk away with your pride but get stuck on, "My daughter," and whip around. "Your daughter?" Merideth smiles, clearly excited to have the attention on herself again. A small, sleepy cub stumbles out behind her. It's coat seems to be sprinkled with white, but under it is a dull yellow-y orange. You walk towards it and touch your nose to the cub's. Merideth seems annoyed the attention is going to her cub now. "I had to leave the other cub with a terrible pride! What if it's hurt?? It could be dead for all I know," she dramatically says, looking at you every so often. You ignore her and pick up the cub. Today.. is the day you hear her name for the second time. Merideth. Merideth is her name. Know it and respect it. Or ignore it and mock it, it's all up to you.

The Gift of Merideth by Rowan.

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