sᴘɪᴛᴇ

sᴘɪᴛᴇ doesn't want a bath. Well too bad. They can cry and moan all they want, but they smell like butt. You catch them between your paws and give them a good licking.

sᴘɪᴛᴇ is telling you about a weird dream they had last night. Apparently you battled a walking feathered lizard thing, and then a flying metal thing shot light at you, and then dead, decaying hyenas chased you, and then you were talking to ghosts...are they sure that wasn't a nightmare?

Instead of relaxing today like Grandpaw ᴡᴀʀ ᴀᴅᴍɪʀᴀʟ had promised you, you spot him running circles around sᴘɪᴛᴇ, taunting his grandcub every time they almost get him.

You see Grandpaw ᴡᴀʀ ᴀᴅᴍɪʀᴀʟ running around, excitedly playing with sᴘɪᴛᴇ. The two of them seem to be having great fun, but how did he get sᴘɪᴛᴇ exhausted so easily? You decide you'll need to ask for some advice from Grandpaw ᴡᴀʀ ᴀᴅᴍɪʀᴀʟ later on today.

You go up to take a nap with sᴘɪᴛᴇ. She jokes that if you start snoring, you may find some maggots in your nose. You lie awake next to her and wonder if she really meant that.

sᴘɪᴛᴇ pushes away another lioness trying to greet you, demanding you greet her first. Right now. After all, the fun does not start until she's around.

sᴘɪᴛᴇ pushes away another lioness trying to greet you, demanding you greet her first. Right now. After all, the fun does not start until she's around.

On a morning stroll, you and sᴘɪᴛᴇ notice a bird nest, full of baby birds. She asks if she's the best chick around, and you better not say no.

sᴘɪᴛᴇ pushes away another lioness trying to greet you, demanding you greet her first. Right now. After all, the fun does not start until she's around.