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It's a quiet day. Or, it was. Now Cub is bouncing on your belly. Yes, we know you're bored. We get it. You don't have to say it over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over again….

It's funny how long Cub can remain amused by a stick. It's not even a proper toy! But there they are, dragging it around in circles. Wait...are they drawing something?

Cub appears out of nowhere and attempts to tackle you! Sadly, she just thuds against you and flops onto the ground. Stupid cub.

Cub appears out of nowhere .. again. And tells you to watch her climb a tree, so you get up and follow cub to the tree and she starts climbing up it. Sadly before she makes it to the top she falls and smacks on the floor. Hahah stupid cub. Wait is it alive?

Cub keeps chasing after rabbits but never catching them, you really need to teach her some things if she ever intends on being a hunter.

After teaching cub for hours about how to catch rabbits you give her your mask or uh as you should say Wenet’s mask.. oh well I’m sure Wenet won’t mind. You spend hours worrying about cub but after about an hour or two she comes back a fluffy bunny hanging from her jaws, you the proud father you are make her some souvenirs out of the carcass and she spends all day bragging about her first hunt and how well it went.

Cub gets mad at you after saying she should learn how to be careful after a close encounter with some wild dogs she runs off. How will you explain yourself to her mother.

After about a week cub comes back exhausted and hurt you quickly examine her and sigh when she says she got a scar and then she prances off showing her scar to her mother. You are so gonna pay for that one…

You look at cub with concern when she show you her new.. friend. It’s a mouse. A mouse. You tell her mice are food and she should hunt them for food for the pride not make friends with them, she gasps seeming very offended and she runs off huffing.

She comes up behind you biting your ankles saying she’s bored over and over and over again. You can’t take this anymore and shove her down a small hill she squeaks in surprise and starts laughing when she reaches the bottom, you run off before she asks you to do it over and over AND OVER AGAIN. Your just so tired.

You see cub rolling around laughing with her friend from another pride.. she has friends? Either way she seems very happy you smile and watch them play for a bit then realize her friend is a primal, how cute.

Cub runs up to you very exited to show you her practice roar, you sit and watch as she gives her best shot at a roar although it sounds like a dying warthog you smile and say it was great. You can’t stand breaking her little heart. You watch cub proudly prance off to show her new primal friend her roar, you hear them practicing their roar later on pretty cute. Loud though very very loud.

Cub comes up to you early in the morning freaking out about barley being able to speak and you tell her it’s prooooobbbbably because of her roaring so much yesterday she looks relieved but still a bit shaken up. Poor cub.

Cub we get it your bored you don’t have to say it over and over and over again calm down.

Cub keeps beating her runt brother with a stick, you feel bad for the poor guy but you don’t wanna get beat with a stick either! Sorry bud. Today is just not your day I suppose..

Cub was running around when we all told her not to and got stuck in a poacher trap luckily we were able to get her out of it but hopefully with the sight of this new scar she has she will realize that it’s not good to run around human “territory”.

Cub always runs around with sharp cutting sticks though we tell her to never to do that, but she does anyway but today she learned not to the hard way by falling and almost landing straight on them. Thank all of the lion spirits she didn’t land on them.

Cub fell down a well while playing around and now nobody knows how to get her out.

… we got her out.

Cub it’s two in the morning stop yowling.

Your legs hurt cub we get it you don’t have to say it so much.