Arcadia

I love you so dang much

"Arcadia noticed your mane was looking a bit dirty and tangled, so she offered to groom it for you. You quickly declined, saying you'll take care of it later on your own. You still had a bald spot from the last time Arcadia cleaned you with their barbed tongue."

"You were fast asleep when suddenly you heard Arcadia roaring! You arrived just in time to chase off an invading lion. You're glad she was paying attention!"

"While all the other members of your pride seemed to avoid the river near your lands, Arcadia enjoyed swimming playfully for hours each day, always returning with sopping wet fur. You had to admit, it was pretty impressive to watch her dive under the water, and you could always admire a nice pair of strong muscles at work."

"While you were trying to enjoy a nap, Arcadia bounced around excitedly, asking you to take her on an adventure. You growled at her to let you sleep for a couple more hours, to which Arcadia huffed and mumbled something about how lazy lions are. You would have batted at her, if you weren't so tired."

"You find Arcadia splayed out near some water, panting heavily and looking generally miserable. she started to complain about how hot it was today, and how she wanted to go play in the snuh. You give her a weird look - it feels great today, and snuh is way too cold to do anything in!"

"After instructing your lionesses to go out on a hunt, Arcadia walked up to you and looked offended at your inability to hunt your own meal. You explained that the females of the pride are the ones who kill prey and provide for the pride. Arcadia turns up her nose and struts away, muttering under her breath about "useless males" and "outdated societal norms". What?"