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I had gay sex with god (it...

"𝒥𝓊𝓃𝑜 𝐿𝑒𝓋"

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Lion Stats
Experience
0 / 100 (0%)
Level 1
Strength 15 Speed 14
Stamina 13 Smarts 13
Agility 13 Skill 5
Born With: Unknown Total Stats: 73
Lion Currents
Age 5 years, 7 months old
Hunger
40%
Mood
60%
Sex Male
Personality
Hyperactive (Snarky)

Adult Stage
Newborn Stage 100%
Young Cub Stage 100%
Cub Stage 100%
Adolescent Stage 100%
Adult Stage 27.564102564103%
Elder Stage 0%
Breeding Info
Father Nightfire Frostscar III Mother Naoki View Full Heritage
Last Bred N/A Fertility N/A View All Cubs Bred (0)
Appearance Markings
Base Obsidian (Black Skin) Slot 5: Neutron Valiant (16%) Tier 3
Slot 6: Quartz Underglaze (19%) Tier 1
Slot 7: Saffron Inverted Zebra (16%) Tier 2
Slot 10: Dawn Valiant (27%) Tier 3
Genetics Black Dark Solid Common
Eyes Amber
Mane Type Scarce
Mane Color Dinar
Mutation Primal (Smilus)
Marking Slots
10
Equipped Decorations
None!
Lifetime Patrolling Results
Total Patrols 5 Total Stats Gained 2 Total Items Gained 1


Biography
𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐠𝐚𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐱 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐠𝐨𝐝 (𝐢𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫) - 𝒥𝓊𝓃𝑜 𝐿𝑒𝓋

I saw god in a Trader Joe’s
Buying organic blueberries
Prettiest man I’d ever seen

Kissed me in the parking lot
One hand holding dried apricots
I think my teeth are gonna rot

Nothing ever stays
In my head through the day
It’s sunset
When did I wake up

I spent all of last night in god’s bed
Mom please don’t get upset
Cause now I’ll be immortalized
I’ll be immortalized

I think he knew that I was scared
I was shaking but he didn’t care
Lips sliding open in a prayer

But now god won’t return my texts
I guess he was only out for sex
As close to heaven as I’ll get

Nothing ever stays
In my mind through the day
It’s sunrise
When did I wake up

I spent all of last night in god’s bed
Mom please don’t get upset
Cause now I’ll be immortalized

Didn’t want to be forgotten
So I had gay sex with god and it could’ve gone better
Second coming in a bathroom stall
But now god won’t return my calls, wrote him a love letter

It went like

Nothing ever stays
In my head through the day
It’s sunset
When did I wake up

I spent all of last night in god’s bed
Mom please don’t get upset
Cause now I’ll be immortalized
I'll be immortalized

Amen, ah men
Amen, ah men
Amen, ah men

Amen, ah men
Amen, ah men
Amen, ah men

I’ll be immortalized





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