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Pineapple Express

This lioness will come into heat in 2 days.

Lion Stats
Experience	0 / 100 (0%)
Level	1
Strength	6	Speed	7
Stamina	5	Smarts	5
Agility	8	Skill	6
Born With:	Unknown	Total Stats:	37

Lion Currents
Age	10 years old
Hunger	0%
Mood	100%
Sex	Female
Pose	Evil
Personality	Distant (Neutral)

Adult Stage

Breeding Info
Father	Mofusand (Deceased)	Mother	vmf 2outlaw 2% (Deceased)	View Full Heritage
Last Bred	More than 20 days ago	Fertility	Very Low	View All Cubs Bred (1)

Appearance		Markings
Base	Finch (Black Skin)	Slot 1: Dim Dark Brown (80%) Tier 2 Slot 2: Noctis Margay (68%) Tier 2 Slot 5: Noctis Crackle (27%) Tier 2 Slot 6: Vagabond Mottled Fissures (81%) Tier 3 Slot 7: Outlaw Feline (16%) Tier 3 Slot 9: Noctis Inverted Zebra (1%) Tier 6 Slot 10: White Gentle Unders (51%) Tier 1
Genetics	Cream Medium Countershaded Rare
Eyes	Sage
Mane Type	Tsavo
Mane Color	Cocoa
Mutation	None
Marking Slots	10

Equipped Decorations Hide/Show
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Lifetime Hunting Results
Total Hunts	0	Successful Hunts	0	Success Rate	0%

Biography
[Pineapple] can you just fucking imagine being a pineapple. I think about this sometimes and it weirds me out. Pineapples take a whole-ass year to grow, and a pineapple plant can only bear 1 fruit per year with very difficult to raise conditions. Its like raising a child for a year except harder and if it dies you don't get arrested. so all this happens, someone tends to this motherfucker for a year and then they have to pick it. like can you imagine the emotional distress of doing that. I get attached my succulents of all things, and those bitches die after like 3 days. So imagine raising a plant, giving it constant love and attention, and then cutting it and selling it for $3.99. like. 3-fucking-99. And then some soccer mom named Sharon picks it up and the grocery store for her kids birthday or a salad or something, and everyones like "yeah I don't like pineapple" and so Sharon throws that thing in the FUCKING GARBAGE. which took A YEAR OF HARD WORK to grow and now she's like, "lol okay ill get watermelons next time" ( don't even get me STARTED on watermelons) and this child, this baby, which someone sang to and loved for gently cared for A YEAR, AS IN 365 DAYS, WHICH THEY PROBABLY NAMED AND HAD A BREAKDOWN WHEN THEY HAD TO PICK, is just in the trash, the leftovers of Sharons nasty-ass salad. Like Jesus y'all. appreciate your pineapples for godsake. I don't want to hear this bullshit about not liking it. OKAY. thanks for coming to my ted talk.

Biography

[Pineapple]
can you just fucking imagine being a pineapple. I think about this sometimes and it weirds me out. Pineapples take a whole-ass year to grow, and a pineapple plant can only bear 1 fruit per year with very difficult to raise conditions. Its like raising a child for a year except harder and if it dies you don't get arrested.
so all this happens, someone tends to this motherfucker for a year and then they have to pick it. like can you imagine the emotional distress of doing that. I get attached my succulents of all things, and those bitches die after like 3 days. So imagine raising a plant, giving it constant love and attention, and then cutting it and selling it for $3.99. like. 3-fucking-99. And then some soccer mom named Sharon picks it up and the grocery store for her kids birthday or a salad or something, and everyones like "yeah I don't like pineapple" and so Sharon throws that thing in the FUCKING GARBAGE.
which took A YEAR OF HARD WORK to grow and now she's like, "lol okay ill get watermelons next time" ( don't even get me STARTED on watermelons)
and this child, this baby, which someone sang to and loved for gently cared for A YEAR, AS IN 365 DAYS, WHICH THEY PROBABLY NAMED AND HAD A BREAKDOWN WHEN THEY HAD TO PICK, is just in the trash, the leftovers of Sharons nasty-ass salad. Like Jesus y'all. appreciate your pineapples for godsake. I don't want to hear this bullshit about not liking it. OKAY. thanks for coming to my ted talk.

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