bought for 500 sb i swear i'm sane i just like green
------- stupid silly lore because why not --------
[redacted] was taken into hubert the 2nd's pride, becoming one of his favorite ladies thanks to her lovely green coat.
[redacted] finds her first pal, a fancy one at that! [+1 Fancy Mouse [Blue Siamese Astrex]].
Thus, her name was changed to RAT LADY. RAHHHH
a Giant Pouched Rat hears of the lady's love for rats, thus he joins her. [+1 Giant pouched rat!]
by a nest, the rat lady stumbles upon 4 little mice: the midnight mates. A well known group of fellas that love to steal, to wreck chaos and shenanigas with their little mischevious personalities. Rat lady offers food and her pride's protection in exchange for the group's peace and help with finding silly trinkets. [+4 buddies! Nest of Mice: Midnight Mates].
among the grass, the rat lady finds a sad, lonely rat. she pities it and suggests it to join her rat empire to conquer the world with the help of rats. it gladly accepts! [+1 African Grass Rat, wohoo!]
While hunting, the rat lady hears a tiny creature squeaking in fear. She makes her way through the dry, tall grass and stumbles upon a hyena picking on the terrified, chonky mouse. How mean! she scares the hyena away and befriends the chonky fella. [+1 fat mouse!]
one day, the rat lady suddenly feels something crawling on her back. turns out a cloud rat decided to join her journey! [+1 [GE - Philippines] Cloud Rat]
oh look, a shooting star, how lovely... wait why is it screaming? SHIT ITS A MOUSE GO CATCH IT GOGOGOGO QUICK!11!!1!!1!! [+1 Celestials: Mouse]
a spooky, somehow alive rat decides to join the rat queen. She doesn't question it despite her crew being terrified by it. the more, the merrier! [+1 Creeping Rat Decor]
hunting, the rat lady sees something moving in the grass. She pounces at it and.. oh, it's a rat. It swears it will get its revenge for the rat lady getting it dirty. the rat lady doubts its words and threaths and (forces) asks if it will join her crew. It reluctantly accepts, but secretly doesn't mind it as much because he gets free food. [+1 Muddy Live Rat]
After hubert's retirement, the rat lady gladly accepts the new queen, burger. She finds her name silly, but in a good way. Rat lady is burger's best friend.. or maybe they're more 👀
burger and rat lady sitting on a tree, k.i.s.s-
walking near the shore, whilst chatting with burger, the rat lady stumbles upon a curious little structure, one made of sand. Inside she finds a sleeping little chonky rat, she warns it of the possibility of the structure falling over and invites it join her crew! [+1 Fat Sand Rat]
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