Total Chad

Uongozi trotted along the savannah when all of the sudden he heard a squeaky growl and yelps. Curiously, he followed the noises until it lead him to a young adolescent male attacking a juvenile kudu. Suddenly he snapped back as the cub latched to the neck of the kudu, efficiently blocking oxygen from entering the juvenile’s lungs. After a few minutes the kudu lay limp, the cub then proceeded to tear open the carcass and feast on it. Uongozi then decided to reveal himself. He stepped out of the bushes and the cub turned to growl. “What do you want? You wanna steal a carcass from a cub? How pathetic, you big ass!” He shouted and puffed up. Taken aback, you explain that you were impressed with how he killed the kudu at such a young age. “Hah! I know, I’m so great! I knew a giant lion would someday bow down before me!” The cub squeaked with pride. “Want to join my pride? You would get to train with my subordinate, Fahari, he is fairly strong and will help you with training and patrolling, although if you come with me you must follow one condition.” You said sternly. “What? I can handle anything that comes at me, I’m the best lion out there!” The cub proudly stated. “You are gonna need an attitude fix, a future king like you would be a pretty bad ruler if you stayed with that mindset.” You responded. Taken aback, the cub scoffed, “Kay, fine, I’m still better than you just so you know, I guess I could be nicer though.” You grinned and led the cub to your pride, happy knowing that you had gained a future king.


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Njia growled that he deserved to win. The other cub was two days older. That wasn't fair at all! Clearly they had the upper hand!

You approach Njia as he cleans his private parts with leg up high. He does not stop when he sees you and you feel awkward when he says your name with his tongue on THAT place.