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| Posted by | [Feb] Flirt = Pick up lines?? |
 Kraft (#1105) Sinister View Forum Posts  Posted on 2017-02-07 21:24:11 |
We're in the thick of the February event and petals are flying everywhere, the whole Savannah is in love and our King's are having the time of their lives hitting on the local lioness. I thought it would be a cool little adjustment to have a random Lioden related pick up line pop up each time you flirt, much like when the little roleplaying text is displayed when you cub train and visit a lioness. For example you go hit the "Flirt" button and get... "Are the wildebeests stampeding or is that just my heart?" "My teeth aren't the only long things I got." "Hey baby, wanna nibble my longfin eel." "Your eyes sparkle like starshine." |
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Strangekitty (#93533)
Deathlord of the Jungle View Forum Posts Posted on 2017-02-07 21:31:43 |
Some of these are really stupid and I love it. (Meant to offense by that ^^)  0 players like this post! Like? |
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Kraft (#1105)
Sinister View Forum Posts Posted on 2017-02-07 21:34:13 |
Exactly, give everyone a good chuckle! Feel free to suggest your own ;D 0 players like this post! Like? |
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SnuhDwarf //Deca Onyx Pie (#77208) Devastator View Forum Posts Posted on 2017-02-07 21:34:50 |
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wagner ✦ (heritageless nadir) (#36223) Notable Lion View Forum Posts Posted on 2017-02-08 07:22:29 |
I would let you whack my snake all day long. -more to be added- 0 players like this post! Like?Edited on 08/02/17 @ 14:28:05 by Hawk (#36223) |
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Em1Lee (Work/School) (#70535)
Famous View Forum Posts Posted on 2017-02-08 07:35:58 |
"I can say you aren't cute, but I'd be lion." "Are you a sea lion? Because I sea you lion in my bed later" 0 players like this post! Like? |
Camo (#23821)
King of the Jungle View Forum Posts Posted on 2017-02-08 12:00:45 |
"I've got a big, black dik dik waiting for you." I'm dead I'm laughing so hard. lol 0 players like this post! Like? |
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Strangekitty (#93533)
Deathlord of the Jungle View Forum Posts Posted on 2017-02-08 16:23:21 |
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🐺[waya.]🐾 (#9506)
Majestic View Forum Posts Posted on 2017-02-08 16:56:09 |
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wagner ✦ (heritageless nadir) (#36223) Notable Lion View Forum Posts Posted on 2017-02-08 17:09:11 |
Are you a small turtle? Because I want to crack your shell. Unless you're a shaman, you're not skilled enough to use my herbs. I can swallow your meat chunks fast. 0 players like this post! Like? |
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Riot (#84178)
Cursed View Forum Posts Posted on 2017-02-09 10:51:29 |
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KitCat (#30064)
Lone Wanderer View Forum Posts Posted on 2017-02-10 15:13:26 |
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Zan {Glass Breeder} (#16732)
Deathlord of the Jungle View Forum Posts Posted on 2017-02-10 15:18:28 |
OOOHHHHhhhh yes please!!! This would be such a fun little addition! And I don`t think it`d be pushing the boundaries of what`s allowed. I think it`s perfectly in bounds! I`m not creative enough this late at night (1 AM where I am!) but I`ll be coming back if I come up with anything! I love what is already here though   0 players like this post! Like? |
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Kraft (#1105)
Sinister View Forum Posts Posted on 2017-02-10 15:24:25 |
That's right Zan :) When the roleplaying texts were added to cub training and pride lions, the helpers/mods/admins all helped write and check them off. So nothing too vulgar would be let through. We are a 16+ website so can be a bit leaner towards the puns than some other sites. 0 players like this post! Like? |
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Luxaeus (#78363)
View Forum Posts Posted on 2017-02-12 13:09:30 |
These are so amazing. Bye -bye world. I stopped breathing from too much laughter 0 players like this post! Like? |
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Indelible_Vestige (#1534)
King of the Jungle View Forum Posts Posted on 2017-02-12 13:41:12 |
These are hilarious. XD I'll give this a go although I'm not one to attempt pick-up lines. "Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from heaven because I swore you were celestial." "I'll be your lovebird if you become mine." "Is that the sound of snakes hissing in my ear or is that an indicator of just how hot you are?" "I'm not a river hog but I don't mind hogging you all day long." "I must have hit my head because every time I look at you, my eyes go skyward." 0 players like this post! Like? |
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