I would first like to say that this thread is supposed to be a replica of my friends Turnip Chair's LF: African Cucumber Thread. and BritishAce's LF: Locust Wing Thread. Turnip, Ace and I are fantastic friends (and we all worship cinvo praise cin amen) and I believe they will have nothing against this. If so, oh well sucks for them. This thread is similar to a joke except I'm really buying. Thank you.

What do Muddy Rats even do?
Muddy Rats can be found during the June Event and sell 1SB per in the Monkey Business

If Muddy Rats are as useless as you say they are, why the heck do you want them so bad?
Have you considered:


Current Buying Price:
10 SB each

Current Muddy Rat Count:
49/??? Muddy Rats
If you're interested in selling your muddy rats to me, just set up a private trade to #37594 with the appropriate buyout based off of my current buying price and I'll accept it as soon as I see it! While you do not need to PM me about the trade if you're offering under 100 muddy rats, I would greatly appreciate it if you could shoot me a PM to make sure I have the funds to buy 100+ muddy rats, if you're looking to sell that many at once. Thank you, and I look forward to doing business with you!

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Turnip Chair's Buying African Cucumber Thread
BritishAce's Buying Locust Wings Thread

Again, this thread set up is a joke. Turnip, Ace and I are great friends. If anybody has their panties in a twist about this thread, feel free to PM BritishAce(#78363) about it. She don't bite.