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tsuki [g2 arabica
rlc] (#143046)

Divine
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Posted on
2018-11-29 14:11:43
Not sure if this already exists but oh well

How this works is you ask any question related to the game and the person below you has to answer it incorrectly and post a new question.

Example:

Player 1: What does an applicator do?
Player 2: It makes your lion feel pretty since you abandoned it. How do I earn SB?
And so on, and so on...

If the game dies (aka no one replies to the question for a while) and you don't know how to reply to a question, you're allowed to just post a new question and not answer to the one above you!

Lioden rules still apply!

So let's get the fun started!
How do I get rid of my rolled king?



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Edited on 07/10/19 @ 13:29:23 by sleepy 🧸 | clean arabica (#143046)

GodMutt (#91621)

Sapphic
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Posted on
2020-05-07 12:39:55
I'm so sorry for you



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CleverFool (Anna) (#143108)

Brave
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Posted on
2020-05-07 13:36:13
Seriously, though, somebody ask a question so we can keep playin'.



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Paws (#183506)

Punk
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Posted on
2020-05-07 13:37:35
How do you use an Applicator?



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.+¥ Sauti
¥+. (#175278)

King of the Jungle
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Posted on
2020-05-08 02:42:38
You fling a bowl of paint at the lion.

How do you get a clawless mutation?



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Sharturnet46 (#200051)

Punk
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Posted on
2020-05-08 03:00:01
You have to declaw your lion.

How do I rename my king?



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.+¥ Sauti
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King of the Jungle
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Posted on
2020-05-08 03:12:03
You sand down his nametag and then etch another name on.

Why is it so hard to claim lionesses?



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AC (#176139)

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Posted on
2020-05-08 03:16:37
because they think you're ugly

how do i feed my lions?



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Edited on 08/05/20 @ 03:16:53 by vsweetpeav (8+ LDT) (#176139)

Sharturnet46 (#200051)

Punk
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Posted on
2020-05-08 03:24:10
When they get hungry enough they will eat each other.

How do I breed my lions?



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Mwothyman (#138189)

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Posted on
2020-05-08 03:25:34
You smash them together and kill the lioness after 15 attempts.

How do I get the star against the username?



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Sharturnet46 (#200051)

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Posted on
2020-05-08 03:30:11
It's a VIP star. It stands for very insane person and you must act completely crazy and prove your insanity.

how do i get a litter with 4 cubs instead of 1?



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.+¥ Sauti
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Posted on
2020-05-08 03:31:59
USE EMBRYO IMPLANT.
Why can't pregnant lionesses hunt?



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CleverFool (Anna) (#143108)

Brave
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Posted on
2020-05-08 06:54:39
Hyenas notice their big fat bellies and laugh, so the other lionesses don't let them go on hunts so the hyenas won't scare off all the food.

Why are base applicators so expensive?



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Mwothyman (#138189)

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Posted on
2020-05-08 19:48:56
Because they want our organs

Why won't my king give me a dwarf???



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CleverFool (Anna) (#143108)

Brave
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Posted on
2020-05-08 20:44:17
Because his beard is not epic enough.

Why is there a Slots machine minigame? Don't lions know gambling is regulated by the government?



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☁️odium☁️cle
an svelte (#198376)

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Posted on
2020-05-08 21:14:48
No lions are anarchist.

Why are hybrids so expensive?




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