Hear me out, I know this sounds crazy, but....

Being the dreadful stalker I am, I once day decided to investigate if Xylax ever had any lions in his pride (as he currently has none.)

When I checked "pride dynasty" I discovered something very disturbing.

Something supernatural. I was horrified.



A lioness that has been alive for 666 years? That seems.. Nearly satanic. But surely there is a reasonable explanation for this. A balanced diet and exercise, perhaps?

Unfortunately, I was to find something less encouraging.



Edward the Sparkly Cub only confirmed my greatest fears. This all goes against nature.


Edward's bio only proved my growing theory: a picture of Edward Cullen, the infamous vampire.

Everything fell into place, these living lions in the "former prides" section which is usually dedicated to dead pride members.

Dwarflop is still alive after all these years because... She is a vampire. And so is Edward.

VAMPLIONS COMING SOON?