I have a dwarf, and since I have no items, I'm giving the heat away for free. I don't really know how this works? If I'm being an idiot, please help me.

Please have the following:

Lion Scrotum
Instant birth feather
Stud fee (unless stud is your lion or my lion. In that case, I refund you, you refund me.)

Recommended items:
Buffalo Scrotum
Aging Stone

If a dwarf is born, you get it. In the event two dwarves are born, we each get one. If three are born, I get one, you get two, if four dwarves are born, you get two, I get two.

Here's my dwarf

Dwarf