This thumbnail triggers my flight-or-flight response.

Look at that smug face. It is taunting us. It knows it sticks out like a sore thumb among a sea of aesthetic cave-paintng-style thumbnails in the December Mantis Shop, yet there is nothing we can do about it.

When I signed up for Lioden I did not expect to be spiritually molested by a floating blue lion head with gigantic anime eyes.

CAST IT INTO THE FIRE