Hello to all you gamers and those who value the true nature of banana bread, I come to you in a time of need, need being SCORPIONS.

Yes, it is time for scorpions.

Alas, Impuritas is too much of a good macaroni noodle to eat people, so no destroyer shop
And the preservers only word on why they don't have scorpions was something about 'murder concerns' and 'legal repercussions from distributing deadly venom' or whatever

THAT is where YOU come in! Have YOU made a career of, including but not limited to; manslaughter, tomfoolery, vandalism, murder, theft, manslaughter, disturbance of the (waterhole) peace, manslaughter, vehicular manslaughter, or first degree murder? Love what the protectors are selling, but cant get out of the hellevator you dug with your victim's remains? Boy do I have a deal for you!

With the only limitation being my own funding, I can snag you ANYTHING(exceptions may apply) from the protectors shop, and all I ask in return is a humble offering of equivalently-priced scorpion tokens.

'Why do you need so many scorpions,' I hear some of you cry, 'are you trying to build a death laser!?'

And to that I say: Don't worry about it, and whatever you do, do NOT inform the protectors of this.