I have never been one for the beetle battle mini game. I dabbled a few times but ultimately decided it wasn't worth it. I've seen a bunch of non beetle "beetles" come out. Like the praying mantis for example! They aren't born as larvae, the babies hatch as little mini adults and molt as they grow, but I can suspend my disbelief it isn't too crazy of an idea, after all lioden has never been fully based in reality. I mean, hello, we battle space dragons and demons.

However, I can no longer suspend my disbelief. The veil has been completely torn and I am left twiddling my thumbs, unable to speak, this game has broken me, with one single addition my mind has been broken into a loading error screen. The Man-O-War, or Man O' War, has been added as a battle beetle. Ummmm.... WHAT?! A marine siphonophore, a colony of very tiny organisms living together, that come from the ocean, is a battle beetle? Not only that, but they have a LARVA form?

Genuinely I am not mad. I am not angry, just bewildered. No way these things are true Man-O-Wars. They must be some sort of man made, lab grown, abominations meant to look like Man-O-Wars, but aren't actually. And somehow a breeding population escaped the lab located in the dead center of Africa and our lions found them cool enough to battle. But in reality none of us truly yet understand the dangers of these copy-cats. Maybe we are all playing with mini bio weapons of mass destruction with their one and only purpose being used for world domination? And yet, we are playing with these test tube freaks of nature naming them "Carly".