This is a joke, if you’re sensitive to Alcohol then do not look at this

Ok so uh there’s a fruit that lions can get drunk off of so I am really scientific and guess what it is BWDIBEFBEFOBECBUE ITS THE MARULA FRUIT THAT WE HAVE IN GAME

So basically when your lion turns 2yrs old they go to a lion party and succumb to peer pressure and yeah

Alcoholic lions would be unable to hunt or patrol because they are too busy drinking and yelling at the baoball games on TV.

The solash art would be a lion next to a 6 pack of beer

F-F-FLAVOR TEXTS💥💥💥💥

at 2yrs
“[Lion] seems to be very dizzy today, when you ask them about it they start laughing”

“You ask [Lion] to go out and hunt/patrol, but they refuse and continue to drink the liquid from the strange human cans”

“Cub approaches [Lion], showing them a rabbit they had caught, but [Lion] turns them away and tells them to go get them another beer”

“[Lion] keeps yelling at the AWDs playing Baoball and telling them they suck. Mothers are starting to leave with their children and the ref is telling him to calm down”

"[Lion] come home from the bar to find the others sitting in a circle awaiting his arrival. You tell him to have a seat and that you've gathered everyone to discuss his "problem", he tells you he can quit any time."

It got locked in Mutation Ideas because not allowed to post joke suggestions in there. Sorry for being a fool mods