Slap the Keyboard

This game is quite simple.
And extremely silly, so be prepared. C:

All you have to do is slap your keyboard {no offense, keyboard} and create and acronym for the letters you came up with.

For example ~

tykt
Told your kayak too.

hifl
Have iced flounders later.

They don't have to make any sense, it's just supposed to be funny! Let's do this! :D