OOOOOH, WHO ARE YOU OH, WHO ARE YOU OH, WHO ARE YOU?
OOH, WHO IS THIS KID, WHAT’S HE GONNA DO?

*inhales*

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*lenny inhales as I skip through the whole bloody musical because this is what I'm gonna do*

There's nothing like summer in the city.
Someone in distress meets someone looking pretty...
There's trouble in the air. You can smell it.
And Alexander's all by himself... I'll let him tell it.

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*screams* n O this s o n g

I hadn't slept in a week
I was weak, I was awake
You never seen a bastard orphan
More in need of a break
Longing for Angelica
Missing my wife
That's when Miss Maria Reynolds walked into my life, she said:

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I know you are a man of honor...
I'm sorry to bother you at home, but
I don't know where to go,
And I came here all alone...

She said:

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My husband's doin' me wrong
Beatin' me, cheatin' me, mistreatin' me...
Suddenly he's up and gone
I don't have the means to go on...

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So I offered her a loan, I offered to take her home
She said:
You're too kind, sir... ;)))

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I gave her thirty bucks that I had socked away
She lived a block away, she said:

This one's mine, sir~

{I'm so glad I'm not typing the next part xD}

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Then I said, 'well I should head back home'
She turned red, lead me to her bed, let her legs spread and said
'Stay?'
*nervously finger-gunning* HEEEY
Heeey~ ;)))

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That's when I began to pray,
Lord, show me how to
Say no to this,
I don't know how to (BE A FUCKIN LAWFUL HUSBAND)
Say no to this

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But my God, she looks so helpless (U TRAITOR)
And her body’s saying, “hell, yes” (NO HELL NAW)

Whoa...

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No, show me how to
Say no to this
I don't know how to
Say no to this

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Happy New Year old (and not that much) friends! OwO

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Happy New Year Darkness! (It's 5:00 here O.O)

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So, what are your resolutions? Mine are mostly about going out in public. Gonna fail them big time xD

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The last few years I have been sticking with the resolution not to make resolutions because they always end in failure.

But idealistically? Actually tell people that I care about them. (I have a real issue with telling people what they mean to me. I'm working on it though )

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