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 whisperwind (#146764) Amiable View Forum Posts  Posted on 2018-09-23 20:53:48 |
Share your atrocious headcanons!  1 player likes this post! Like? |
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PhantomGryphon (#156904)
Dreamboat of Ladies View Forum Posts Posted on 2018-09-24 06:42:53 |
All lions are born with the same mane types, but monkeys with scissors trim their manes while they sleep 3 players like this post! Like? |
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whisperwind (#146764)
Amiable View Forum Posts Posted on 2018-09-24 08:35:14 |
In the May event, if a lion looses a fight, he has his man meat slowly bitten off while he's still awake and sober. That's where lion scrotum come from. 1 player likes this post! Like? |
Koi [G1 Sunrise Pie] (#127217)
Divine View Forum Posts Posted on 2018-10-05 10:07:12 |
Polycaduals who have tailless cubs eat their cub's tails to feed their tail addiction. 3 players like this post! Like? |
Veni (#121432)
Interstellar View Forum Posts Posted on 2018-10-05 10:16:42 |
Frozen lions are not immortal, but actually in a type of stasis like a statue. They are fully conscious and can observe everything around them (unless blind/deaf/too young), but cannot move or communicate. Edit: I actually like to think otherwise, but that 'what if' pops into my head too often. 3 players like this post! Like?Edited on 05/10/18 @ 10:18:46 by DarkVenom (#121432) |
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whisperwind (#146764)
Amiable View Forum Posts Posted on 2018-10-05 13:26:42 |
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Freaky Missy (#142500)
View Forum Posts Posted on 2018-10-15 17:26:21 |
Whenever you leave the crossroads page up and it changes from night to day to night to day while you're doing something else, your king is just standing on a large outcropping of rocks looking majestic as the wind ripples through his mane. And standing. And standing... 2 players like this post! Like? |
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Vik (#128188)
Lone Wanderer View Forum Posts Posted on 2018-10-15 22:59:47 |
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KalikaRoo31 (#89224)
View Forum Posts Posted on 2018-10-21 14:02:30 |
Cyclopia are what happens when a God gets it on with a lion. "read Percy Jackson" 1 player likes this post! Like? |
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whisperwind (#146764)
Amiable View Forum Posts Posted on 2018-11-03 21:02:18 |
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whisperwind (#146764)
Amiable View Forum Posts Posted on 2018-11-07 12:12:59 |
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Barb (#128832)
View Forum Posts Posted on 2018-11-12 12:11:05 |
The gorilla in the gorilla enclave kills the cubs you give him when they grow up to make lion meat. 3 players like this post! Like? |
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Roswell (#147309)
Fetish View Forum Posts Posted on 2018-11-12 19:11:21 |
Cloudburst is the result of a pregnant lioness (w/ one of the correct bases) doing a rain dance before birth 1 player likes this post! Like? |
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Senpai~ (#155928)
Asshole View Forum Posts Posted on 2018-11-12 19:15:44 |
The Snakes that give you the quests are really satan, trying to fool you into doing things for him like he did to Adam and Eve 3 players like this post! Like? |
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LittleAntler (#30151)
View Forum Posts Posted on 2018-11-12 19:17:54 |
Apollyon and the other Fire Lords are the ones behind the drought and fires in August in an attempt to purge the lands from Apedemak's taint. 4 players like this post! Like? |
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GalacticRing (#68231)
Harbinger View Forum Posts Posted on 2018-11-12 19:19:42 |
The meteor shards that rain down are actually just the lasses that you've killed in the past/forced upon the Murder Stone trying to yeet rocks at you, but they have really bad aim. 4 players like this post! Like? |
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