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tsuki [g2 arabica
rlc] (#143046)

Divine
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Posted on
2018-11-29 14:11:43
Not sure if this already exists but oh well

How this works is you ask any question related to the game and the person below you has to answer it incorrectly and post a new question.

Example:

Player 1: What does an applicator do?
Player 2: It makes your lion feel pretty since you abandoned it. How do I earn SB?
And so on, and so on...

If the game dies (aka no one replies to the question for a while) and you don't know how to reply to a question, you're allowed to just post a new question and not answer to the one above you!

Lioden rules still apply!

So let's get the fun started!
How do I get rid of my rolled king?



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Edited on 07/10/19 @ 13:29:23 by sleepy 🧸 | clean arabica (#143046)

.:| CERES |:. (#180314)

Divine
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Posted on
2021-02-14 23:37:45
I'm not a monkey expert but I think monkey teeth is a bone in monkey's arms that lets them extend really far, like 20 feet. Idk lol

How do I get chased NCLs?




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Penguin the Fairy (#188932)

Aztec Knight
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Posted on
2021-02-15 07:26:09
you go to africal and go hug a wild lioness



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Firelord|Unholy
Ferus|BO Mark (#206532)

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Posted on
2021-02-15 21:58:11
How do i get kimanjano?



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Snickety Snuck (#172605)

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Posted on
2021-02-16 14:53:28
You don't. Any Kimanjano based lions you see are a ruse to trick players into thinking the base is actually obtainable and then dropping thousands of their hard-earned SB and hundreds of their hard-earned GB trying to breed one.

How do I auction off my lions?



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Flower_of_the_Sun (#36232)

King of the Jungle
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Posted on
2021-02-16 14:55:34
Make a listing on Ebay.

What is an ncl?



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Koa (#166088)

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Posted on
2021-02-16 14:56:36
Edit: got ninja’d! This is for the person above the person above me, and the second paragraph is for the person above me!

You put a sticky note on said lion, set the autobuy to $3,000,000.00 on them and present them to your local zoos. I mean, let’s be honest, a blue lion would sell for billions. You’re just doing your local zoos a favor by not overpricing a rare specimen and allowing them to take good care of your fodder.

An ncl stands for Nuclear Cake Legend. yes, it tastes very good and you should most definitely try it and I totally did not make it up on the spot.

How do I explore?




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Edited on 16/02/21 @ 16:09:43 by Rawr (#166088)

Stinkytoez2
(she/they,lesbian) (#120715)

Interstellar
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Posted on
2021-02-16 16:07:08
Go outside and walk.

How do I claim a lioness?



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Sleepycorviid G2
2.5k pie (#94596)

Lone Wanderer
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Posted on
2021-02-16 16:08:35
You must tape many feathers on yourself and dance to impress the lady

How do I use a applicator



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Bunbun (#137574)

Sweetheart
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Posted on
2021-02-16 21:18:29
By screaming applicator in all caps in chat

How do I put decor on my lion?



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Lyniexi (#156591)

Sapphic
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Posted on
2021-02-16 21:20:42
You throw the decor in a bucket of water and challenge your lions to fetch it out with their mouths

How do I make a trade?



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Suzy { ALM } (#225832)

Prince of Terror
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Posted on
2021-02-16 22:42:47
Wrap up the lion in plastic wrap and drop it off at your local UPS office.

Can we have Harbinger-lion hybrid?



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Glitchdragon.exe💚 (#208120)

Resurgent
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Posted on
2021-02-16 22:49:40
Of course! Just send me all your credit card info! In 3 to 9 business days, I will send you your Harbinger-lion hybrid!
(As a legal disclaimer, this is, infact, a joke.)

How do you get better stats on your king?



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Suzy { ALM } (#225832)

Prince of Terror
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Posted on
2021-02-16 23:56:25
Feed him lots of beef organs to bulk him up.

How to play Serengeti Shuffle?



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Koa (#166088)

Deathlord of the Jungle
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Posted on
2021-02-17 08:51:38
Slide to the right *clap clap* slide to the left *clap clap*

How do I sell my stuff to mr monkey?



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Katness! (#222343)

Toxic
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Posted on
2021-02-17 09:24:26
set it outside your house and he'll steal it at night and leave you with 1 grain of sand

what is mod box?



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