Posted by how not to answer a newbie

tsuki [g2 arabica
rlc] (#143046)

Divine
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Posted on
2018-11-29 14:11:43
Not sure if this already exists but oh well

How this works is you ask any question related to the game and the person below you has to answer it incorrectly and post a new question.

Example:

Player 1: What does an applicator do?
Player 2: It makes your lion feel pretty since you abandoned it. How do I earn SB?
And so on, and so on...

If the game dies (aka no one replies to the question for a while) and you don't know how to reply to a question, you're allowed to just post a new question and not answer to the one above you!

Lioden rules still apply!

So let's get the fun started!
How do I get rid of my rolled king?



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Edited on 07/10/19 @ 13:29:23 by sleepy 🧸 | clean arabica (#143046)

Medusa (#183143)

Bone Collector
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Posted on
2019-08-14 15:27:31
By posting on every forum, demanding what is rightfully yours!

Why do my lions need to patrol?



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🐣GODKING Chicken
Woman🐥 (#79505)

Spanker
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Posted on
2019-08-14 15:29:46
Because they're lazy, and annoying, so your king just wants some peace for a bit.

How do I get food for my pride?



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Axis (#134893)

Heavenly
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Posted on
2019-08-14 15:32:10
See that lion in the distance? He's covered in meat. Chance of mutated cub too!

Why do snakes give quests?



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AceovSpace (#181559)

Maneater
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Posted on
2019-08-14 15:36:41
because without legs they cannot have fun themselves so they want to live vicariously through you.

why do gorillas pay for things using their teeth?



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🐣GODKING Chicken
Woman🐥 (#79505)

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Posted on
2019-08-14 15:44:30
Because they're actually serial killers, and are using you to hide their evidence.

How do I use a app??



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Axis (#134893)

Heavenly
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Posted on
2019-08-14 15:46:37
First, wear your gas mask and your hazmat suit. Then, pick up the app and slap it onto the lion.
CAUTION: using apps may induce depression, nausea, stomach pain, headaches, migraines, wiggly fingers, dizziness, numbness, and maybe death.

How do I get a tigon?



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Evercall (Player) (#174111)

Angelic
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Posted on
2019-08-14 15:46:45
You punch it into the lion


How do you get a Leopon?



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Edited on 14/08/19 @ 15:47:07 by Player (Felis) (#174111)

୨ connie ୧ (#179550)


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Posted on
2019-08-14 17:47:43
apply an app (follow instructions above)

why arent my lionesses bringing back food this month ?



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Medusa (#183143)

Bone Collector
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Posted on
2019-08-14 17:49:02
Ninja'd



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Edited on 14/08/19 @ 17:49:25 by Medusa (#183143)

msiai|g1 3xros ice (#174627)

Impeccable
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Posted on
2019-08-14 17:49:32
they know you cheated on them, mate. just give up. they'll starve you. hunt youself.

why does my paws ache



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That1Idiot (#171947)

Lone Wanderer
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Posted on
2019-08-14 17:49:33
ninja'd



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Edited on 14/08/19 @ 17:49:42 by That1Idiot (#171947)

Evercall (Player) (#174111)

Angelic
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Posted on
2019-08-15 03:19:00
I can’t answer your question, idiot.

(Look at Sei, she has my first pride-born primal!!)

Why is my first primal so cute?



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AceovSpace (#181559)

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Posted on
2019-08-15 03:26:03
because their special pheramones leak through the screen And infect you with a lust for primals.

why is my king so frumpy



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lily the lily (#177850)

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Posted on
2019-08-15 03:26:56
because she was dropped into a tub of glitter
why did i sell all of my food



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Evercall (Player) (#174111)

Angelic
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Posted on
2019-08-15 03:28:51
Because money is more important important than starving lions


Why is breeding a 1% gal so hard?? (It took me 106 tries to get one of my lions preggo)



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