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tsuki [g2 arabica
rlc] (#143046)

Divine
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Posted on
2018-11-29 14:11:43
Not sure if this already exists but oh well

How this works is you ask any question related to the game and the person below you has to answer it incorrectly and post a new question.

Example:

Player 1: What does an applicator do?
Player 2: It makes your lion feel pretty since you abandoned it. How do I earn SB?
And so on, and so on...

If the game dies (aka no one replies to the question for a while) and you don't know how to reply to a question, you're allowed to just post a new question and not answer to the one above you!

Lioden rules still apply!

So let's get the fun started!
How do I get rid of my rolled king?



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Edited on 07/10/19 @ 13:29:23 by sleepy 🧸 | clean arabica (#143046)

EntityofSilo | G4 (#107570)

Ruthless
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Posted on
2018-11-29 20:45:29
Because more green bases = less muties. Everyone likes muties more than green bases.

Why does my grandpaw stalk my cubs' pages all the time? I keep seeing his flavor text but he's supposed to be retired 0.0



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Cordi (#133925)

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Posted on
2018-11-29 21:01:27
Because grandpaw knows that your cub stole the dennys gift card. His spirit will always haunt your cubs for their sins


why cant i breed my lioness??



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EntityofSilo | G4 (#107570)

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Posted on
2018-11-29 21:03:02
Because she's mad at you for having affairs with the other 30-something lionesses in your pride.

Why can't I name my king this?? It says his name is taken??? That doesn't make sense???



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Roswell (#147309)

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Posted on
2018-11-29 21:14:28
The name was stolen in the middle of the night when your lions were sleeping, and now none of them can pronounce it right.

What can I do w/ monkey teeth?



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Cordi (#133925)

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Posted on
2018-11-29 21:21:31
stab your enemies
why are my lions leaving



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— alois (#108236)

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Posted on
2018-11-30 01:22:40
Because they hate you.
How do I breed my lionesses?



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milkfroth (#34714)


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Posted on
2018-11-30 01:43:04
you have to buy them a nice dinner and seduce them

how do i get a beautiful stud?



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shadowsspy (#9255)


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Posted on
2018-11-30 01:43:24
Was Ninjaed

To get a nice stud start yelling everywhere looking for *insert requirements*

How do i train my cub



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Edited on 30/11/18 @ 01:44:46 by shadowsspy (#9255)

milkfroth (#34714)


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Posted on
2018-11-30 01:48:18
go through a training montage with “i’ll make a man lion out of you” playing in the background (the music is n o t optional)

how do i get a piebald?



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— alois (#108236)

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Posted on
2018-11-30 01:50:01
Throw pie on it, then shave some fur off. Pie bald

Why cNt I hunt?



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SpookSnoot (#31106)


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Posted on
2018-11-30 05:04:32
Because your king will always be useless at tryng to catch anything on a regular basis

What’s the lion wardrobe?



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ShinagawaKunn (#159146)

Sapphic
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Posted on
2018-11-30 06:13:49
A wonderful place for your lion to buy gorgeous clothing for sale.

Why do the raffle lionesses only accept Dreamboat males?



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Dirt Cat (G3 x3
Dawn) (#118936)

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Posted on
2018-11-30 06:25:56
Because they are GOLD DIGGING THOTS



Why do we must have a cool down after breeding



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ShinagawaKunn (#159146)

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Posted on
2018-11-30 06:28:54
Don't want to burst her ovaries now, do you?

Why do our kings have titles?



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Dirt Cat (G3 x3
Dawn) (#118936)

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Posted on
2018-11-30 06:30:29
because every king must have a title to make themselves look better than the others.

Why cant we queen female lions other than sticking a labfrog on a male and pose the frick out of them



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