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tsuki [g2 arabica
rlc] (#143046)

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Posted on
2018-11-29 14:11:43
Not sure if this already exists but oh well

How this works is you ask any question related to the game and the person below you has to answer it incorrectly and post a new question.

Example:

Player 1: What does an applicator do?
Player 2: It makes your lion feel pretty since you abandoned it. How do I earn SB?
And so on, and so on...

If the game dies (aka no one replies to the question for a while) and you don't know how to reply to a question, you're allowed to just post a new question and not answer to the one above you!

Lioden rules still apply!

So let's get the fun started!
How do I get rid of my rolled king?



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Edited on 07/10/19 @ 13:29:23 by sleepy 🧸 | clean arabica (#143046)

Duskfeather (#179614)

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Posted on
2019-11-06 19:24:57
Because the game creators know we only get the items after the event is over and love watching us internally cry

Why do i only get 1 cub litters?



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CleverFool (Anna) (#143108)

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Posted on
2019-11-06 19:26:53
'Cuz yer lionesses have lazy wombs.

Why is a baboon selling decor?



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Duskfeather (#179614)

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2019-11-06 19:27:51
Because he wants to break stereotypes

Why can't I ever breed a special base?



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Medusa (#183143)

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2019-11-06 19:36:19
Because special bases require great sacrifices-- starting with sacrificing all of your lionesses and cubs on Halloween Night. Then, you must recite "Klaatu Verata Nikto" exactly, while holding a very specific book.

Why is it hard to breed kittens with pretty markings?



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Duskfeather (#179614)

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2019-11-06 19:37:59
Because you when joining you have to summon demons, make a deal with them, then give up your soul


WHY DOES MY KING ONLY GIVE MUTIES TO OTHER PEOPLE



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Skodog-07 [Leonid CB
mane] (#125973)

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Posted on
2019-11-08 00:08:00
Because he hates you

What are decor?



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Medusa (#183143)

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Posted on
2019-11-09 11:15:23
Decorations are little stickers that you are compelled to collect like Pokemon as soon as you get your first one, so it is just my unsolicited advice to run away from them as fast as possible!

Why doesn't anyone want to breed with my King? He wants all the babies! (To eat)



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BlossomsParadise (#184303)

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2019-11-09 14:39:33
All the lionesses are scared of getting infected by his charm so they run away.


Why are there stupid notifs every time i rollover?



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HawkMoth (#168311)

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2019-11-26 10:48:17
So you can waste your time

Why are there so many markings?



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CleverFool (Anna) (#143108)

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Posted on
2019-11-26 10:51:17
To torment you when you have to scroll to find a king with a specific marking for studding.

Why does elephant poo have random feathers and animal skulls underneath it?



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LionLuver (#190112)


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2019-11-26 10:55:27
Because the elephant pooed in it.

Why do you wan't muties?



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.:| CERES |:. (#180314)

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2019-12-03 16:39:20
They die earlier and make sure lion overpopulation never happens!

How do I get battle beetles?



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CleverFool (Anna) (#143108)

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Posted on
2019-12-03 16:41:49
By saying "Beetlejuice" three times in a row.

Why is the Cinnabar base so overhyped?



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Skodog-07 [Leonid CB
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2019-12-03 16:42:18
Because someone convinced the emperor that liking cinnabar meant you were smart, and so he said he liked it, and since no one else wanted to be thought of as dumb, they too said they liked it and now it has spiraled out of control.

How can I make a custom decor?



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Edited on 03/12/19 @ 16:44:20 by Skodog-07 [Leonid CB mane] (#125973)

SpookSnoot (#31106)


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Posted on
2019-12-03 17:26:16
Simple, just throw a bunch together and eventually you’ll eat a “merge decor” option that’s almost completely unique

How do I get combo base lions?



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