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tsuki [g2 arabica
rlc] (#143046)

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Posted on
2018-11-29 14:11:43
Not sure if this already exists but oh well

How this works is you ask any question related to the game and the person below you has to answer it incorrectly and post a new question.

Example:

Player 1: What does an applicator do?
Player 2: It makes your lion feel pretty since you abandoned it. How do I earn SB?
And so on, and so on...

If the game dies (aka no one replies to the question for a while) and you don't know how to reply to a question, you're allowed to just post a new question and not answer to the one above you!

Lioden rules still apply!

So let's get the fun started!
How do I get rid of my rolled king?



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Edited on 07/10/19 @ 13:29:23 by sleepy 🧸 | clean arabica (#143046)

Mint [Velvet
Patches] (#176119)

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Posted on
2020-01-06 13:11:24
because he just doesn't like you

How do I make my king look like a lioness?



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Duskfeather (#179614)

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Posted on
2020-01-06 19:57:42
Shave his mane!


How do I get lion Scrotums



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CleverFool (Anna) (#143108)

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Posted on
2020-01-06 20:00:16
Step 1: find dead lion. Step 2: steal balls.

Why are the Leopons people are selling usually Frozen?



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.:| CERES |:. (#180314)

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2020-01-06 20:14:26
Because leopards, which are part of the Leopon hybrid, love cold places and ice, so most Leopons inherit this and end up frozen because it's too cold for their lion genes to handle. Some Leopons don't do this, though, but it's rare.

How do I get an Elysian cub?



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CleverFool (Anna) (#143108)

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Posted on
2020-01-06 20:19:23
Go to Elysia and get your cub registered for a passport. This is very difficult because nobody is quite sure where exactly Elysia is.

Why are vultures so hard to beat in fights?



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.:| CERES |:. (#180314)

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Posted on
2020-01-06 20:23:39
You don't see it, but all vultures carry a katana under their wings.

Why can't you sex change adult muties?



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Astrid┋CLEAN 3.7K
3x Clouded (#124118)

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Posted on
2020-01-06 21:37:16
cuz they lack genitalia— they're actually aliens in disguise

how do i get more territory



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CleverFool (Anna) (#143108)

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Posted on
2020-01-06 21:39:06
Invest in real estate. This may be complicated by the fact that you are a lion.

Why do I keep having potato cubs?



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Astrid┋CLEAN 3.7K
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Posted on
2020-01-06 21:42:31
all of your girlfriends are secretly roots

why do people like rosettes?



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zanki ∞ zǝɹo (#184681)

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Posted on
2020-01-06 21:43:00
spots....................... Good.
why do i keep losing fights in explore?



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Edited on 06/01/20 @ 21:43:29 by zanki ∞ zǝɹo (#184681)

HeraldofHares (#111045)

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Posted on
2020-01-06 21:43:56
You're actually in the WWE - your lion is simply a lightweight. Toughen up kiddo!

How do I get better carcasses from hunts?



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.:| CERES |:. (#180314)

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Posted on
2020-01-06 21:45:45
put glitter on your lionesses claws and the carcasses will look a lot better,,,, not sure how that'll taste, though

but hey, it's pretty. it's an improvement.

why do people hate brawl marks?

(sniped :P)



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Edited on 06/01/20 @ 21:47:21 by ❄ Winter Necc Mom ❄ (#180314)

HeraldofHares (#111045)

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Posted on
2020-01-06 21:48:26
'Cause people hate violence, duh!

How do I change the language the game is in?



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Stinkytoez2
(she/they,lesbian) (#120715)

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Posted on
2020-01-06 21:49:25
Put it all through Google Translate

How do I reduce lag?



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HeraldofHares (#111045)

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Posted on
2020-01-06 21:50:54
D̶e̶l̶e̶t̶e̶ ̶S̶y̶s̶t̶e̶m̶3̶2̶
Find the lag bugs and play a bit of good ole' rootin tootin shootin with em!

How are SB and GB different?



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