ooohhjhj i fellsleep in thir d and woke up in a puddle of deool and w a poins9ing headache

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WOW ARE YOU OK BOOB

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I have two piebald cubs if anyone is wanting one

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MWEEEE

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I have a yellow one and a blue one!! Just lmk which one /nt

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I DUNT REALLY CARE, CAN I SEE?

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https://www.lioden.com/lion.php?id=794211928332 blue/grey one /nt

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Yellow one https://www.lioden.com/lion.php?id=794211928113 /nt

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BLUE-GREY ONE PLS

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Hoi can i get the yellow one?

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HELP
There was this whole war in my primary school yearss ago that lasted a month or smth about if people ate cake with spoons or forks. I, being a logical and superior being who would never use my own kind to eat, was on the spoon side. But this FOOL has the AUDACITY to tally up votes and uprise an entire army of year 4's against me. So I did the obvious thing and got my friend group to help out.

We had a massive field that we'd go out to at break so I took like 5 people from the spoon side to make a "camp" (it was a one rock tall stick wall) and we called it Spoonbills because one kid said those were scary dinosaur birds and he watched a nature documentary on it. The forks had the nerve to make ANOTHER camp on the other side of the field just made a pile of leaves like the size of one of the 1st graders. They tried spying on us and kept kicking the rocks that made up our camp

I swear one Forkist tried to bribe my people with actual cake, but only gave it to them if they ate with a fork.

This war lasted a week before people started getting bored of the drama or went off to join the tiny 2-4 person groups like the Sporklifts or the Fingerlicking good-ers, or the sport using people and the people who ate with their hands.
Nothing happened for ages after that but there was a teacher who had to tell us off for something? I can't remember what but that shut the whole thing down.

Somehow it ascended into physical combat and the fork people kept throwing sticks and finding these long whip sticks, the spoonbills fought with bare hands and literally bit people (we were warrior cats kids before we knew what it was )

The teacher told us off for messing up the flowers on the field and I wasn't allowed golden time that day because I bit someone's arm :(








So long story short the little mf who ran the Fork army (they named it "Moo gang") out of all odds knew one of my current friends and got my number from them

She had the nerve to send me a picture of her eating cake with a fork. LIKE 9 YEARS LATER.

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LOL and here you are several years later named FORK

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LOOK

IT WAS A CHARACTER ARC
ITS DESTINY.

She better not be named spoon somewhere

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What the fuck. did I just walk in on.

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The re-awakening of an ancient war that's what

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