the rest of the story, in case you wanted it

"welcome to a collection of my freebies, feel free to give suggestions on what i should do next! and just so you know, bribery is... tolerated..."

the bird winks at you, excessively.



behind her, written on the wall was... abstract art? of sorts:
ᵢ ₐₘ bᵢᵣd, ᵢ ₛqᵤₐwₖ, ₖₐ ₖₐw ₖₐ ₖₐw

following the mostly indecipherable chicken scratches, there was a poem.
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“Give me more stuff, feathered friend!” I hollered, upstarting—
“Dog, cat or bird, I have no inclination, I also particularly enjoy tax evasion!
Leave your signature apart from your oh so generously given art!
I am cheap and ever will be!—No qualms about the ill-gotten gains I keep!
Bestow upon me thy toes!" I said with a roar—"Don't be a paramount bore!"
Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”

And the Raven, still is poor, still is poor,
Has neither funds nor sense of grandeur;
And her eyes fall, upon me like spotlights of the soul
And her revulsion a punch to the balls, I want to crawl into a hole;
The Raven mutters, "I only said Bribery was acceptable, you soggy hoe."

She points to a sign, high atop the wall:
ᵢ ₐₘ bᵢᵣd, ᵢ ₛqᵤₐwₖ, ₖₐ ₖₐw ₖₐ ₖₐw
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