I see people do "rate the lion above you" type stuff and " stud or crud" forums and I love to browse them just to look at beautiful and potentially studdable lads and lassies. So I wanted to do one of my own, but instead, I'm gonna be stupid with it.


Post your kings so I can bookmark them for breeding purposes and I'll give them a weird rating, like so:


*posts an image of a king *

My response might be:
He looks like he tries to tell people how to exercise at the gym. Probably a crypto-bro, but would change his ways if you had the chance to sit him down, serve him a juice box, and explain pros vs cons. Cooks a mean grilled cheese, but insists he puts a secret ingredient and will never tell anyone what it is. Spoiler alert: it's one extra slice of cheese.
4/10




Warning: If you're gonna play this game please be open-minded, sometimes we will be basically roasting your beloved child, or having your beloved child be roasted.

If you wanna get back at me or compliment as well, please feel free to Rate or Roast my own king, Kulman: