My Least triggering dark humor joke:
What do you call a bi person on fire?
-a LGBBQ

Neglected kids are potatoes, because they can grow without much attention.

Dirty joke to go with it-

What did the tampons say to eachother?
-nothing, their both stuck up cunts.

Why i want to win: me and my friend just started playing and it'd reallt help us alot, could also get some gb with it or muties to help start a breeding project

What I'd do with it: split it with my friend and use it to get stuff we want, like gb, decorations and mutes. Also upgrade my territory.

A fact about me: i have 7 half siblings, including a set of older twins, and a set of younger unindentical triplets- who i took care of. and im the middle child of them all. And im still figuring things out about my sexuality but i beileve im demisexual panromantic.

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Ty for replying! (You can get teritory easy by atacking other players for teritory, I normally do 2 levels lower tham me) Also, ur the firts to reply, so u get 100 SB!🥰

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Dark joke: what do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie--a family portrait

Why I want to win: I'ma be frank I only started playing a couple days ago and it would really help me get started.

What I'm going to do with it: ...ask someone more experienced in the game what I should do with it, and something irresponsible.

Random Fact about me: Labyrinth, Legend, and Nwver Ending Story are three of my favorite movies

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Do you know the phrase “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”? It's a wonderful saying! Horrible way to find out you were adopted though.

I recently got scammed so im searching for money to make up for it.

Most likely going to turn it into GB at oasis and then store that in bundles to then buy the lions that i had reserved recently lmao.

An interesting fact about me and a spicy one:

I, a teen Chinese girl is currently learning 6 other languages. I VERY recently started studying Turkish, more Chinese, Italian, Japanese, Korean, and Russian. Russian is my current focus rn for some reason lmao, very random and I started on duolingo during a drama class at school!

and

The only boy that has ever confessed to me had rumours about him at school saying that he sweet home alabama'd with his sister. The only guy that ever confessed to liking me ibrf3iuwdjsfrjkx

Anyways, yeah!

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Thank you so much

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This is a dark dad joke I heard and loved lol; What did baby corn say to mama corn? Where's popcorn?

Why I want to win & where the SB goes; Tbh it would be funds to go to exchange for GB

Fact about myself is; I'm Trans Masc & my girlfriend and I are planning to move in together very soon.

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Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa
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Because they make the toys

I want to win bc I'm really in need of currency. I have a project going on where I giveaway muts I don't need which I obtain from mass breeding.

I would turn the sb into cheap breeding items which I could use for my project.

I love hognose snakes! They are soo cute! I also lost my fear against snakes through them.

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I always frequent the dark joke websites, these are awesome haha. One of the funny ones I’ve seen is: “My cousin died last week he needed a blood transfusion but we didnt know his blood type he just kept saying “b positive b positive” but its hard to be positive with him gone” xD
I’ve got way more jokes and more that go darker, but I don’t know how safe it is to put them here lol. I’d love to win some SB so I can convert it to GB and buy a dwarf. I used to have one and she had a bean baby, but I sold them for GBs a long time ago and I really miss it.
A fact about me is that on my second birthday, my sisters were born, they’re twins. When people would ask for our birthdays as kids they would ask if we were triplets (and I was just a freaky Triplett who was half a foot taller) and we’d always laugh and explain they were born on my second birthday. Still a lot of fun explaining that to people!

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How do you make any salad a Caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.

I've been really sick recently, so being isolated and bored while really not feeling well is a pretty depressing combo, I could use something positive

I'd like to convert most to GB and try to use toward getting a tigon

I really love birds, especially parrots!

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What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? "The apple always gets picked."

I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.

I love telling jokes about orphans, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Did you know dark humor is like food? Not everyone gets it.

why I want to win?: So that I can maybe be able to get some GB as well as decor for my lions

What I'll do with it if I win?: Buy decor items as well as breeding items for my lions

A fact about me: I'm a sketcher and I also ride horses

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at the end of the day it’s not that funny is it,, because the dark humor joke could be an orphan. (sorry, tik tok joke, i don’t have any good dark humor jokes)

i’d like to win because i currently have 200 SB and am looking to improve my lionesses and my gameplay as a whole. I will probably use 1k for the karma thing (being able to see when it raises/lowers) some for a lion or two, and some to save or buy applicators.

A fact about me is that i got my name from a video of a girl cleaning a dead guys grave.

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My wife and I recently made the difficult decision that we don't want kids. We're happy with it though, which is good because I don't think the orphanage does take-backs.

I'd like to win because I'm pretty broke in terms of SB right now, and having the boost to help me start saving my SB better would be really wonderful.

I'll probably stow some of it away in bundles so that I'm not tempted to spend ALL of it right away, and then invest the rest into gaining GB, acquiring applicators, and getting breeding items.

A fact about me is that my favorite Pokemon is Sylveon :]

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I have a fish that can breakdance! Only for 20 seconds though. And only once.

I'd like to win so I could expand my territory so I could adopt more cubs/keep the cubs that I have when they age up.

A fact about me: I have a dog named Zoey and I'm currently enrolled in Harvard

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One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.
Lovely saying. Terrible way to find out you’re adopted.

Why i wanna win/ what im doing with sb:
Id like to win so that i can get a tigon or leopon and breed them. Once i do that i will give any other cubs away that she has, mutation or not, except one female in which i will breed to my male heir until i get a rosette heir that i desire. All other cubs go to a home nc i wont need or have space for them. And i kinda also just wanna win something big like this. I entered so many raffels and keep recieving that they were finished and i didnt recieve anything or that they were cancelled..

I have a dog named kaila and shes my baby. Shes very spoiled. I love to draw and write and my most recent hobby is lioden. And i LOVE reading. My faviorites are foxhole court and the captive prince, holly black and cassandra clare, etc.

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Tell me a dark humor joke,
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a fire?

Hot wheels-


Why you want tho win
The reason why I want to win is so I can buy myself a new lion to lead my pride and be able to become a stud so I can earn some more SB on the side and give away cub to some newbies as well!
What you are gonna do with the SB-
Well I want to expand my pride and work on getting better lions to breed

And lastly, a fact about me-

I have 6 siblings ( Im the oldest of them all)

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