I'll offer my dogs baby teeth that are currently bagged in my closet and a strand of hair from my first born child for #2

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I offer 14 broken swing sets and a half full soda can for Lion #1 or #3

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Offering my grandma, my firstborn daughter a weird-looking hat with puke green and orange stripes that has a monkey print all over it an finally, my big toe's toenails

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I offer my dead grandad's lucky charm bracelet, my older brothers baby teeth, 2 paper clips, 3 hair bobbles, 1 hair bow, my long lost 5 yr old note book with beautiful/horrible drawing of stickmen, Tanjiro stickers for lion #1

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I offer my great grandmother's snatched weave along with all my uncle's drag outfits for #1 or #2

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I offer my third kidney, my dead sons daughter and my horses kid goat that ate chocolate on a monday at a baby reveal. And id even offer my baby teeth that i keep in a plastic treasure chest under my bed in a jewelry box just to sweeten the deal. For #1 :)

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I offer my cats whiskers , dandelion fluff, the sound of my wind chime , and the color of my left eye for # 1

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I offer my last gallon of milk from my dad, some pencil shavings, a chewed up eraser, my mother, my brother's toenails, my thumbs, two dogs, 4738 blades of grass, 57438 grains of pink sand and all the hair stuck in my shower drain for #3

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Offering my foot, 5 grams of cheese, 3 eyelashes, a pic of my cat, and my grandma for lion #3

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I offer my innocence, Tom Hardy's left thumb, the slightly wrinkled yet still delicious yellow apple from the bottom drawer of my fridge, the extremely specific eyeliner pencil that Megan Fox used in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014 movie, the 3 grand inheritance I would have gotten from my late uncle's will if it wasn't for JERRY who went in and changed the will at the last second so me and my 4085 brothers and my 27 nieces would get nothing I hope you rot Jerry me and Debra and Molkovich and Karin and Smolio and Quince and Gregory and Barry and Ken and Vince and Francis and Hans and Larry and Junior and Xavier and Naomi and Poultice and Jeorje and Kelvin and Adrian and Pamela and Cassie and Randolf and Ralph and Turmeric and Orion and Pansy and Milk and Summer and Italy and Welton and Fred and Shaggy and Junior #5 and SpaceX and Randy and Hanna and Smith and Horse and Margaret and Peter and Louis and Kegel and Keagan and Lily and THE REST OF MY 4041 BROTHERS AND NIECES HATE YOU and also a rusty quarter sharpened into a blade
all for lion # 1 please ^^

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I offer 15 goldfish the snack the smiles back, a broken oil lamp, my cats left front paw's westward toe bean, half a cheeseball, a donald tramp taste bud, the 0.001% of germs not killed by hand sanitizer, 5 pounds of nacho cheese, one papaya, a spinach feta cheese pizza from dominos, the group of white men in bowties giving their invalid opinion on abortion, 5 cardboard obama prisims, a molecule of the bottom of my left kidney, 14 markeplier pictures, my moms pinky toe nail, the 10 y/o
computer im typing this on, half of the profit from that one lip gloss small buisness that adds way to much to thier lips on ur fyp, one cat in my house named lestat with gigantisim, a half drinken bottle of flavored water, a crisp apple chapstick, hello kitty chopsticks, 5 of my tomodachis, the song ye hua xiang and, starbucks white mocha iced coffee small with vanilla pump and caramel drizzle extra whipped cream for #1

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I offer a fan, 1,360 pens, some bubble mixture, 2 bubble machine guns, the parking ticket my dad got the other day, 2,000 blades of dead grass, a whole packet of baby wipes, a cow bean bag, 5 Nerf guns, my hands, messed up pencils, my cringeyness, my friends, my dads hair ( he's bald :( )
old boxing gloves, funny emoji keyring, an among us keyring, a lightfury keyring, x20 tickets from an arcade area, scraps of food from 2 days ago, a green round clock, x10 packets of ramen noodles, 3 sticks in the garden, grape juice, some empty bottles, baby food that has been spit out, expired candy from under the couch, smiley sandals, a dog banana / burrito suit, 3,000 ancient books on how to be smarter <-- origonally mine for Lion #3

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I offer my left lung, first born child, 1000 stickers, 24 canning jars, a ball of lint and 12 hairs on my head for #2!

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i offer my friends tooth brush and my dead dogs fur

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I offer my dogs dirty collar and my cats mountain of fur for lion 1

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