When I came back some things changed, mainly the slang, and I’ve never been more confused. I honestly feel like one of those old people who hear or see something they don’t understand, and it’s basically in a foreign language to them. I’m looking at BO and Clean lions and wondering why there’s a war of lions who stink and bathe. I know that’s not it, but at this point, it’s too funny and I won’t accept any other answer.

I love the idea that we’re currently in the middle of a war, and Clean lions are desperately just trying to get the BO lions to wear deodorant or something. They’re going through a phase and just haven’t bathed in forever or something.

After this? It’s Pie. I’m pretty sure it means piebald but I just love to think people are just after some pies. People here just love pie so much that they’ll pay gold for it. In my head, I'm imagining grannies just hoarding pies so the others can't get any of their precious pie that they just love so much.

Everything else is code, and I definitely ain't cracking those codes anytime soon. You people will have the strangest way of advertising your lions but literally, all I see are codes that you need help. Are you okay? Is this a cry for help? Is this the new way of communicating SOS?

Your lions don't even have names at this point, they're just numbers and random letters. Prison simulator for lions, that's where we are right now. It's just a very expensive transfer to the next prison that may give them an actual name, or they may get a name that's based on their color or birth defect. Imagine being born and you're known as Twelve Toes/ B HC/ H EC for the majority of your life. Of course, I just named a lot of my lions their fur colors because the best name I got in me was Oreo and that was already in use in my den. I mean I have a cub named Fodder still because that's probably the best it's gonna get.

Also, you people are eating cubs? I won't judge, I personally tried the keto diet and it wasn't for me. You do you, I believe in you, and I'm sure you'll get to where you're going with your goal.