Posted by made me laugh? Get something for it!

rain (#358623)

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2022-12-05 11:37:00
Hello! feeling particularly humorous? tell me a joke! if i laugh, even a little, you'll get something from me!

if you're curious, I'll gift you on how funny I thought it was, if i chucked I'll throw you 50 or an item! if I audibly laughed I'll give you 500 or a pretty lion! if you made me cry laugh ill give you either, a refunded reverse breeding from a primal/patch pie lioness, or i'll strait up give you a muttie, decor(s), lion meat, or 1000 - 3 , or a free com from me!

why don't you try your luck?



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pmi (#379971)

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2022-12-05 11:40:05
what do a teenager and the baby shes carrying have in common? Both are thinking ‘Shit. My moms gonna kill me’ 🫠🫠



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pmi (#379971)

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2022-12-05 11:40:12
what do a teenager and the baby shes carrying have in common? Both are thinking ‘Shit. My moms gonna kill me’ 🫠🫠



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Edited on 05/12/22 @ 11:40:45 by pmi (#379971)

pmi (#379971)

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2022-12-05 11:40:12
what do a teenager and the baby shes carrying have in common? Both are thinking ‘Shit. My moms gonna kill me’ 🫠🫠



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Kimmy (#283058)

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2022-12-05 11:40:47
whats the lonliest cheese? Provalone



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Sakura (#386108)

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Posted on
2022-12-05 11:42:29
What did the Tin Man say when he got run
over by a steamroller?
"Curses! Foil again!"



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rain (#358623)

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Posted on
2022-12-05 11:42:40
poor provolone sending chased lioness!



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Aura/Samuel (#208852)

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Posted on
2022-12-05 11:43:48
What does a nosey pepper do?..


Gets jalapeño business!



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rain (#358623)

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2022-12-05 11:44:13
the tin man deserved it! sending 50 !



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WolfsbaneTea (#371456)

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2022-12-05 11:46:11
I think I'm gonna try a story instead of a flat out joke...
So when my boyfriend was three years old he lost the tip of his middle finger on one of his hands right above the joint. He grew up with it and when he was a kid it got him a lot of attention because that's just how children are. So one day when he was about eight there was a substitute teacher in one of his classes. He decided it would be a brilliant idea to smear some ketchup on the tip of his finger and run up to the substitute pretending to cry, screaming that he had lost the tip of his finger. The sub proceeded to lose her mind, scream, hysterically try to figure out what to do, and attempt to call 911.
now this all ended okay - a teacher managed to figure out what was going on and straight out the situation but man if that isn't some top notch prankage from an eight year old.



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Ado (#258961)

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2022-12-05 11:46:43
how do you make a tissue dance? put a little boogie in it



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TheAether (#390211)

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2022-12-05 11:47:25
Every time I take my dog to the park, the ducks try to bite him. That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.



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rain (#358623)

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2022-12-05 11:50:05
oh my god starri, that story was so hysterical it shocked a laugh out of me lol, sending a pretty clean vit lioness in heat!



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rain (#358623)

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2022-12-05 11:52:34
awwe, those jokes were cute! (theaether, ado) sending 50 sb each!



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2022-12-05 11:53:20
Did you hear what happened to the italian chef?
He Pasta-way



*Jazz Hands*

Are we allowed to try multiple times?



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rain (#358623)

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2022-12-05 11:59:09
sending embers a lion pelt! and yeah try as many times as you'd like!



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