Posted by made me laugh? Get something for it!

rain (#358623)

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Posted on
2022-12-05 11:37:00
Hello! feeling particularly humorous? tell me a joke! if i laugh, even a little, you'll get something from me!

if you're curious, I'll gift you on how funny I thought it was, if i chucked I'll throw you 50 or an item! if I audibly laughed I'll give you 500 or a pretty lion! if you made me cry laugh ill give you either, a refunded reverse breeding from a primal/patch pie lioness, or i'll strait up give you a muttie, decor(s), lion meat, or 1000 - 3 , or a free com from me!

why don't you try your luck?



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Ado (#258961)

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Posted on
2022-12-05 12:01:10
There are 3 types of people in this world. One who can count and one who can't count



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pmi (#379971)

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Posted on
2022-12-05 12:01:40
since my first was a bit headstrong, how about

what do you call a pair of identical boobs,

Identitties!!?!?!?!



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Tobiano Pie (#246323)

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Posted on
2022-12-05 12:01:56
got it ;D


my next one is kinda dark and am not sure if it will be ok to say here, can i pm it to you?



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Ado (#258961)

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2022-12-05 12:11:04
Why was the bee's hair sticky? Because he used a honey-comb!



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rain (#358623)

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2022-12-05 12:24:40
(ado) that is so me, sending jems! (pml) lmoaoaoa sending sacred fur, (embers) yeah send me the joke! and to anyone who wants to send a joke but is too shy or uncomfortable to post into the topic feel free to message me the joke!



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Ferus (#390499)

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Posted on
2022-12-05 14:18:23
You can’t make an omelette without crushing dozens of eggs beneath your steel boot then publicly disemboweling the chickens that laid them as a warning



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Ferus (#390499)

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Posted on
2022-12-05 14:21:16
Another one
Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety meds?
For hispanic attacks



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Ferus (#390499)

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Posted on
2022-12-05 14:23:29
One more lol
Idk how people can look at a newborn and say it looks like their parents like sis it looks like a piece of ham



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rain (#358623)

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Posted on
2022-12-05 14:30:42
I liked the last one lol, sending 50



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Cocomelon (#312741)

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Posted on
2022-12-05 15:01:23
What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wasabi!



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2022-12-05 15:01:52
What does my dad have in common with Nemo? They both can’t be found



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Annwn / Nesty (#372993)

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Posted on
2022-12-05 15:52:12
Ik this isnt a joke so ill give one too but... search up Tibetan sand fox they are the funniest looking things I know

ok now for the joke

Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?
It had great food, but no atmosphere.

I tried and will continue trying (also I have more funny looking animals if you want to see them lol)



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Ferus (#390499)

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Posted on
2022-12-05 17:28:26
What do you call an instrumental ferret? A bongoose



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Lazaretto(G2/Shreds) (#254912)

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Posted on
2022-12-06 12:06:00
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

“Supplies!”



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pmi (#379971)

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Posted on
2022-12-06 21:52:11
a dyslexic man walks into a bra



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