I HATE THAT SNAKE.

He is evil incarnate. The bane of my existence. I hate him, I hate him, I HATE THAT SNAKE!

His smug face. The evil glint in his eye. He knows the evil he inflicts on the people of Lioden and he DOESN'T CARE! He is more despicable than hybrid heat fails. He is most devious than forgetting to nest a lion. He is more disgraceful than accidentally chasing a good lioness. He is pure evil incarnate.

When I try to tap him in whack-a-snake, he deceives me. When I try to take a snake quest, he makes me look for egyptian goose feathers. He is the wedgie in my bottom. He is cold, hard butter that I'm trying to spread on a piece of toast. He is a pickup truck behind me on the highway with the highbeams on.

I could not think of a single thing on this planet that I hate more than this snake. I shall not even dignify him by saying his name. He is just... the snake. One day, I will transcend this mortal realm and confront him.... Until then, I am forced to simply spout my disgust on the internet...

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