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☆miach | dumb bitch disease (#4486) Impeccable View Forum Posts Posted on 2024-02-21 10:54:33 |
Technically tomorrow is my birthday! 2-22!! I'm going to reverse my birthday- instead of asking or receiving gifts, I'm giving them away! All you need to do to enter is tell me a joke! I'm reverse gifting in a sense. Prizes will given out randomly. Some winners will be selected through a random number generator. Some will be picked because they made me laugh. Some will be picked by my daughter. Edit: Drawings may be postponed to the 23rd if I can't get on tonight. Want to share the love? I'm collecting the toy, Cardboard Boxes! :) Rules: 1. NO begging or "I hope I win!!" posts. 2. No fighting. 3. Tell me a joke to enter. 4. No dark humor please. Let's keep this nice. 5. One post per person. Double posts will disqualify. 6. I ask you don't enter with a side but obviously I can't regulate that. On to the best part: PRIZES!! 0/2 Buffalo scrotes: skye wolfe [autistic+she/her] (#320259) & Atticus (#221093) 0/5 yohimbe barks Attelantixx (#357230) (2) & Agenda'skeepmylifeon track (#462640) (3) 0/10 random applicators [marking, base, eye, etc] Bisqita (#408366) (2), |G2 jelly 1kstats|Izzyisbusy| (#410261) (2), emme (#314198) (2), Firefly (#461383) (2), burple (#459777) (2) 0/1 Ticked Mod Applicator -/ Dusk - (#242618) 0/3 Grain of Paradise Stormm (#436536), Terr-ible Luck [G1] (#97101) , Livia (#439137) 0/2 Dove Feast Xocai (#451990) (2) 0/50 GB -> as for the GB, I will be giving EVERYONE who participated 1gb. :) --- Surprise Giveaway (not part of main giveaway) 456184: You won 1GB! My daughter loved your joke! 2 players like this post! Like? Edited on 24/02/24 @ 08:14:37 by ☆ miach | the mutie slayer (#4486) |
Loafy (#330678)
Heavenly View Forum Posts Posted on 2024-02-21 12:11:26 |
Happy birthday!!! May you have a amazing day! My joke : What do you call a man witha rubber toe?? - - - - - Roberto (sorry in advance i died in laughter) 0 players like this post! Like? |
Malachite (#463332)
View Forum Posts Posted on 2024-02-21 12:11:55 |
Happy birthday :D what do you call an angry green giant who cites all of his arguments from peer-reviewed journals? the credible hulk hehe 1 player likes this post! Like? |
emme (#314198)
Usual View Forum Posts Posted on 2024-02-21 12:12:47 |
Happy birthday!! This is so kind of you! Why do chicken coops only have two doors? 🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓 cause if they had four doors they’d be a chicken sedan 🥁 1 player likes this post! Like? |
Weronika (#460902)
Pervert View Forum Posts Posted on 2024-02-21 12:14:27 |
why don’t the circus lions eat the clowns? ... because they taste funny! Happy birthday! 1 player likes this post! Like? |
Apotelesma (POOP ME!) (#292561) Usual View Forum Posts Posted on 2024-02-21 12:15:44 |
Happy Bday in advance! When’s the best time to pick apples? When the farmer and his dog is asleep! (I do not condone this behavior in real life. If this counts as dark humor I can change it.) 1 player likes this post! Like? |
Eff (offline) (#118576)
View Forum Posts Posted on 2024-02-21 12:20:31 |
Happy birthday!!! What kind of dog does Dracula have? A bloodhound! 🩸🦇 1 player likes this post! Like? |
~Firefly~ (#461383)
King of the Jungle View Forum Posts Posted on 2024-02-21 12:24:07 |
☽Anni☾ (#141846)
View Forum Posts Posted on 2024-02-21 12:26:25 |
I saw this joke on the internet somewhere. Instagram I belive. I will try to put it together as good as possible. Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a meal they lay down for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awakes and shakes his friend awake. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions of stars." "And what does that tell you?" Watson thinks for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. It tells me that god is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Why, what does it tell you?" Watson asks Holmes. Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke… "Watson, you idiot . Someone has stolen our tent." So sorry. But my humor is broken and I chuckled over this one for like a day. Have a wonderful birthday tomorrow 0 players like this post! Like? Edited on 21/02/24 @ 14:29:15 by Anni 🌙 (#141846) |
Rein (#249748)
Usual View Forum Posts Posted on 2024-02-21 12:27:40 |
Happy birthday! Wow u have the same b'day as my old man So here have a dad joke! What do you call a belt that doesn't fit? Hm😏 A big WAIST😆 0 players like this post! Like? |
Cassie (#421937)
Bone Collector View Forum Posts Posted on 2024-02-21 12:33:00 |
Happy birthday!!! Here's a joke I made up just for you: Why didn't the goldfish kiss? They were two koi. 0 players like this post! Like? |
burple (#459777)
Amiable View Forum Posts Posted on 2024-02-21 12:49:53 |
Happy Birthday!! 🐀🐀🎉 Btw, did you hear about that painter who got hospitalized?? I heard it was due to too many strokes. 😔 1 player likes this post! Like? Edited on 21/02/24 @ 12:50:19 by burple (#459777) |
Nex (#450965)
Total Chad View Forum Posts Posted on 2024-02-21 13:22:35 |
Not a joke technically but a cheesy pick up line since those to me are the best jokes! "Are u the dentist cause u make me hella nervous" Happy Birthday Broski!!! 0 players like this post! Like? |
G12 Bloodbourne Smilus (#442260) Unholy View Forum Posts Posted on 2024-02-21 17:15:18 |
My wife asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl. I said: "I never knew he did!" Happy B-Day! 0 players like this post! Like? |
-/ Dusk - (#242618)
Heavenly View Forum Posts Posted on 2024-02-21 17:16:16 |
I hope you have an amazing birthday! What happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away 0 players like this post! Like? |
Unlucky Leafy 🥀 (#450048)
Bone Collector View Forum Posts Posted on 2024-02-21 17:16:33 |
I don’t trust stairs. _______ __________ _____________ ________________ They’re always up to something. (Happy birthday!) 1 player likes this post! Like? |