Perhaps there are no humans. Perhaps there are herds of wild human legs roaming the savannah. XD - Koraden (#4397)

omg Koraden, i just died at that - Dark Aura (#9427)

oh god Koraden - Xylax (#4)

You know that zombie apocolypse? Our ladies sorted that right out. xD - Mandie (#5276)

Cause I was imagining dismembered human legshopping the savannah - Dark Aura (#9427)

@ koraden, not roaming, just hopping :) - Ajabu (#8489)

No wonder the lionesses catch so many - they can't hop very fast XD – Koraden

hoppity hop hoppity hop, I'm a legless human flop :C - Xylax (#4)

I guess that explains why I have 6 legs in my lions' hoard. - Sora (#1534)

poor human legs. R.I.P hoppy little buggers that no-one likes. - Ajabu (#8489)

I can't get the image of human legs hopping the savannah while the documentary guy narrates the lionesses hunt - Dark Aura (#9427)

... i wonder whether you can donate your legs to lioden? - Ajabu (#8489)

I mean, we never see ANY OTHER PARTS. So it must be true. - Koraden (#4397)

lol Ajabu - Xylax (#4)

"The lionesses have been unsuccessful in catching the much larger and more successful antelope, but determined to provide for their cubs, they [. - Dark Aura (#9427)

6 legs = 3 two-legged people. :p - Tokai Mzembe (#193)

... like human heads that use their tounges to slither along the ground XD - Ajabu (#8489

Lionesses are going out on a hunt. I wonder what they will bring back home. A human leg, perhaps? =) - Sora (#1534)

Nope, the herds of hopping legs is officially my new favorite theory. - Koraden (#4397)

Yes... but they are all Right legs.. so have to be 6 people = 6 legs lol - Enigma (#3819)

Herds of hopping right legs. - Koraden (#4397)

hunt the quite elusive human leg as it hops the savannah, if they can find a pack of them, they will have an easy meal tonight." - Dark Aura (#9427)

LOL Dark Aura - Koraden (#4397)

with Jeremy Irons as the narrator - Xylax (#4)

LOL, you guys. xDD - Catastian (#9261)

Jeremy Irons AND James Earl Jones - Koraden (#4397)

can't you picture it? - Dark Aura (#9427)

Nonono! Sir David Attenborough! - Tokai Mzembe (#193)

I might have to draw that xD - Dark Aura (#9427)

I know I'm going to have to now XD that image is just too good - Koraden (#4397)

I love Sir David Attenborough - Xylax (#4)

we should make an art thread. everyone draws their impression of the human leg herds - Dark Aura (#9427)

My girls need a "chewed boot" toy to elevate mood - Enigma (#3819)

chewed right boot - Xylax (#4)

XD true - Enigma (#3819)

perhaps it's a whole animal, created out of human right legs. Its every limg is a right human leg. - Xylax (#4)

this is africa... where the illusive human leg hops carelessly, but slowly, along the savannah. along comes a magestic lioness, taking the easy option - Ajabu (#8489)

its jaws, legs, tails, ears, are right human legs - Xylax (#4)

* david attenbrough's voice* - Ajabu (#8489)

Xylax, that is such a nightmare image XD - Koraden (#4397)

How exactly do you use a leg as a jaw? - Heleasher (#780)

I think it's more probable than human leg herds - Xylax (#4)

how exactly a human leg herd can eat and breed, too, Hel? ;D - Xylax (#4)

No, the herds of hopping human legs are a beautiful and natural thing! - Koraden (#4397)

they don't. they spawn by budding - Dark Aura (#9427)

The lioness sniffs it, then starts batting it around like her ancestors have done multiple times in the past. Her instincts taking over, she kills it. - Sora (#1534)

... human legs breeding? - Ajabu (#8489)

and absorb nutrients through their feet - Dark Aura (#9427)

That or they have a lot of boxes made out of sapient pearwood out there. - Heleasher (#780)

I was just about to say that, Aura XD - Koraden (#4397)

They use the epic 'monkey-toe' pinch technique to catch their prey. - Soltero (#9059)

omg solty ♥ - Dark Aura (#9427)

I've heard that some ancient leg herds developed voice communication - Xylax (#4)

haha <3 hi - Soltero (#9059)

It must be budding, since the legs all look identical - Koraden (#4397)

Oh that's easy Xy, but legs as teeth? they're too soft. It's just rediculious. - Heleasher (#780)

no, they get nutrients under their toenails and into the bloodstream! - Ajabu (#8489)

okay this got too absurd for me xD ill go back to work - Xylax (#4)

but absurdity is fun ♥ - Dark Aura (#9427)

im loving this absolutely absurd convo....i think i may yave spawned from this:-)leg creature as i am clumsier than anyone...ever - AccioBrains (#9270

You just can't handle the truth, Xy - Koraden (#4397)

Until some other human body parts appear, I refuse to believe anything else XD - Koraden (#4397)

... dont mean to be racist (not that it is, but just incase anyone sees it that way) but why are all human legs white skinned? - Ajabu (#8489)

Our lionesses like the white meat, Ajabu. That's why. - Sora (#1534)

Human. The /OTHER/ White meat. - Dark Aura (#9427)

Perhaps the first human leg to roam the plains was a science experiment by some out-of-towners, and it got loose - Koraden (#4397)

@Adjabu.. bad camouflage? - Enigma (#3819)

omg - Dark Aura (#9427)

Then started budding like crazy, and...voila! - Koraden (#4397)

@Ajabu; Well, they only use one image person thing. So all the zebras have the same stipes. And maybe they are cutting down the poachers? xD - Carry (#6215)

Lol. This conversation just made my day. XD I'm dying of laughter. - Sora (#1534)

no stripes, spots or other markings to blend in as well as the other herds? - Enigma (#3819)

we're having way too much fun with this conversation - Dark Aura (#9427)

it has leg hair. - Xylax (#4)

but its hilarious - Dark Aura (#9427)

i get it now! the black human legs are better at camoflage, so it the white legs that get caught! - Ajabu (#8489)

Nope, since the first leg had no spots, all its subsequent clones didn't have any either - Koraden (#4397)

-dies- - Carry (#6215)

i arrive to this xD - Rimisa (#8424)

this is the best conversation that must have EVER happened on lioden! - Ajabu (#8489)

Or, perhaps the lioness only catch the non-patterned ones, since they stand out XD as Ajabu suggests - Koraden (#4397)

lets not get started on the olive-skinned. they practically are the same color as the rass! - Dark Aura (#9427)

grass* - Dark Aura (#9427)

why are none of the legs hairy? do they shave eachother with their toenails? - Ajabu (#8489)

*shrugs* It's an autonomous human leg, and you're questioning its grooming habits? - Koraden (#4397)

I still choose to believe they come from sapient pearwood. ^^ - Heleasher (#780)

we have just discovered un unknown speicies of animal hopping the savannah, Kora! I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING XD - Ajabu (#8489)

Fair enough XD I wonder if they sleep? Or do they just keep hopping and hopping and hopping? - Koraden (#4397)

(like Energizer rabbits) - Koraden (#4397)

also, is it just below the knee, or the whole leg? - Dark Aura (#9427)

Good question. Obviously whatever makes the human leg survive on its own is located above the torn-off section XD - Koraden (#4397)

well, they don't have a brain that they need to rest -.- or do they? we must dicect one! *cuts open her leg* - Ajabu (#8489)

http://www.paulkidby.com/images/keyrings/kr-new-luggage1.jpg <-- Just saying it makes sense. XD - Heleasher (#780)

Perhaps there is a tiny brain behind the kneecap - Koraden (#4397)

Koraden. I'm dying of laughter - Dark Aura (#9427

... the pic of the leg does not show a knee? could it have a small brain under it ankle? or under a toenail? - Ajabu (#8489)

Ajabu the brain gets ripped off in the hunt - Koraden (#4397

http://images.wikia.com/lioden/images/d/df/Carcass_human.png nope no knee - Dark Aura (#9427)

Although I like the idea of a tiny brain in the big toe - Koraden (#4397)

dont die! we will have to kill you,cut off your leg, put a gps on it and study their wild behaviour! - Ajabu (#8489)

me thinks that the thigh area is not desirable - Dark Aura (#9427)

so that part is ripped off - Dark Aura (#9427)

ok, so they have a brain in their knee. hehehe - the leg are very brain-knee! geddit? XD - Ajabu (#8489)

i crack myself up sometimes XD - Ajabu (#8489)

XDD - Koraden (#4397)

omg ajabu - Dark Aura (#9427)

:'D pmsl - Ajabu (#8489)

That pun was toetally amazing, Ajabu - Koraden (#4397)

:'D no more making me laugh, or i will have to go in a nappy XD - Ajabu (#8489)

i think we have 'nailed' the joking part, Kora XD - Ajabu (#8489

Do you think the legs can make a joke too? It would probably make them hoppy ^^ - Koraden (#4397)

my lioness just caught a human leg, and it set me off again XD - Ajabu (#8489)

XD this is just to.. punny :'D - Ajabu (#8489

The weakest of the herd falls to the mighty predator - Koraden (#4397)

Ah, the agony of de Feet - Koraden (#4397

omg you guys! - Dark Aura (#9427)

*can't even* - Dark Aura (#9427)

this is just.... leg -end- ary XD - Ajabu (#8489)

Would the legs be in a herd or a crowd? - Narasimha (#325)

I wonder if these legs sometimes say to themselves, "Oh noes, I've lost my toes". - Sora (#1534)

Definitely a herd. A wild hopping herd of human legs. - Koraden (#4397)

You guys have made me want to draw a rendition of the human leg herd -w- I'm doing it now :D - VeeVee (#390)

If they're spooked, it would literally be a stampede. - Narasimha (#325)

i'm crying and peeing myself at the same time! - Ajabu (#8489)

I think they travel in hops actually. - Heleasher (#780)

I know Veevee, me too ♥ - Dark Aura (#9427)

A hop of human legs. I like it. - Koraden (#4397)

*headdesk* - Narasimha (#325)

VeeVee, you should start a thread where we can all post our drawings of the majestic human legs :D - Koraden (#4397)

god you guys are still on legs? 8D see what I did there - Xylax (#4)

v----- what kora said :D - Dark Aura (#9427)

That's what I was about to say :D Who ever finishes first can start it ^_^ - VeeVee (#390)

lol xy - Dark Aura (#9427)

@ veevee, me and kora are inspirational, yeah?! XD - Ajabu (#8489)

Discussing herds of human legs shall never grow thigh-ersome - Koraden (#4397)

I have to ask...Are there mutant legs? - Sora (#1534)

I'm sure there are, Sora. One day people will start a pet sim where you can customize your own wild leg... - Koraden (#4397)

omg mutant legs with like spike or something xD - Dark Aura (#9427)

haha Koraden xD - Xylax (#4)

i have laughed so much i'm dizzy. almost like i'm... leg-less! - Ajabu (#8489)

Knee-d to sit down, Ajabu? - Koraden (#4397)

i knee-ver want to stop discussing this... toepic! - Ajabu (#8489)

Hops of colored legs, taste the rainbow. X'D - Sora (#1534)

This is the best discussion ever, no quadri-ceptions - Koraden (#4397)

this whole thing is very tirelegsome - Xylax (#4)

http://www.photographytips.com/images/9lioness-playing-mara.jpg "A young lioness looks curiously at the elusive human leg..." - Dark Aura (#9427)

the face on that lioness is priceless - Dark Aura (#9427)

The trials and tibula-rations of being a human leg are many, not least the constant threat of hunting lionesses - Koraden (#4397)

I think it is thigh time we find something else to discuss. ^_^ - Sora (#1534)

this converation i toetally awesome! - Ajabu (#8489)

Thigh time... I can't breathe.. - Inaro (#4280)

Maybe we should make a topic in the forum where people can post all the puns they want about these legs in hops. - Sora (#1534)

I feel we could invent a whole religion. There is a clear al-leg-ory in this story - Koraden (#4397)

NO! I WANT TO DISCUSS LEGS! STOPPING THIS CONVERSATION WOULD MAKE ME... THIGH!! XD - Ajabu (#8489)

*Stares at crazy people* - Tara Rayne (#5979)

it would be a leg-endary religion XD - Ajabu (#8489)

*stares back* o3o - Fireclaw (#120)

Tara, how dare you doubt the allure of herds of human legs hopping across the savannah? :O - Koraden (#4397)

nono koraden! its the allure of the hops of legs. a group of legs is a hop :D - Dark Aura (#9427)

Yes, but for those who have never heard of the hops, you must first call them herds ^^ - Koraden (#4397)

Baby steps, if you will ;D - Koraden (#4397)

ahh yes - Dark Aura (#9427)

*understands now* - Dark Aura (#9427)

If I have nightmares about herds of legs I am going to be cranky :P - Tara Rayne (#5979)

whoever disses the legs shall be killed! - Ajabu (#8489)

What do you mean? They are com-feet-ly adorable! - Koraden (#4397)

leg so hot, hot hot leg - King New (#9259)

leg so hot u fry an egg - King New (#9259)

These legs are made for hoppin' / And that's just what they'll do / One of these days these legs are gonna hop all over you - Koraden (#4397)

The internet: birthplace of the best conversations - Dark Aura (#9427)

... no, we need a sock and sole theme song! - Ajabu (#8489)

No Ajabu! HIP-HOP - Koraden (#4397)

I...don't even... - Fireclaw (#120)

music is good for the sole - Dark Aura (#9427)

For the newcomers, we are discussing the herds of wild legs roaming the savannah hereabouts - Koraden (#4397)

“Hops" of legs, if you will - Koraden (#4397)

hey guys, link me to your best leg-hunters and I'll include them in my picture :D - Dark Aura (#9427)

I...I still don't even...xD - Fireclaw (#120)

Here's my level 10 LEG HUNTER EXTREME: http://www.lioden.com/territory_lion.php?id=269823 who can scoop up a hopper in ten seconds flat - Koraden (#4397)

my best leg hunter is my lioness Anastasia im not sure how to do a link to her :( - RubyPixie (#4136) 10:30:25, 04/12/13

I think my best leg hunter would be Haruhi. - Sora (#1534)

http://www.lioden.com/territory_lion.php?id=236942 - Sora (#1534)

my best leg hunter is muujiza.http://www.lioden.com/territory_lion.php?id=241185 - Ajabu (#8489)

she has caught 3 today :) - Ajabu (#8489)

I said, a hip hop the hippie the hippie to the hip hip hop, a you don't stop a hoppin' from the lionesses chasin' your toes gonna nibble your toes at - Koraden (#4397)

the end of your feet! - Koraden (#4397)

kay so i have muu, haru, ana, and krea :D - Dark Aura (#9427)

Koraden : xD - Thal (#1000)

i have the perfect song! your toe bones are connected to your, foot bones, your foot bone connected to your, ankle bones,... is that a lioness? HOP!!! - Ajabu (#8489)

@Koraden, you...s-slay...me. X'D - Sora (#1534)

Haha, Ajabu XD that is indeed perfect - Koraden (#4397)

Thanks.! it feet-ures only the most leg-endary hopping singing legs :) - Ajabu (#8489)

You put your right leg in, you put your right leg out / You put your right leg in and watch it hop about / If a lioness comes running, oh well then - Koraden (#4397)

you better shout / "SHE'S COMING TO TAKE YOU OUT!" - Koraden (#4397)

SHE's GONNA EAT MEEE! - Dark Aura (#9427)

XD that is a good one! - Ajabu (#8489)

... has the leg conversation ended then? - Ajabu (#8489)

I hop not - Koraden (#4397)

sadly, none of my girls are leg-hunters - Dark Aura (#9427)

I wonder where on earth we are that every human mauled is white. Is this a park? Are they tourists? - Psycorvid (#7401)

And if so, WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP COMING WITH ALL THE REPORTS OF LION MAULINGS - Psycorvid (#7401)

The black people are too fast. Ever seen Usain Bolt? - Tokai Mzembe (#193)

its a government conspiracy - Dark Aura (#9427)

You've got it all wrong. There aren't any humans. There are only hopping herds of human legs. - Koraden (#4397)

Ahahahaha, oh god - Psycorvid (#7401)

Herds of legs.. o.o That's a disturbing thought. xD - Toxic Reverie (#191)

yessss! the leg-endary conversation is back on?! - Ajabu (#8489)

We have newcomers. They must be informed of the majestic wild legs in their natural setting. - Koraden (#4397)

A grouping of human legs is called a "hop" of human legs - Koraden (#4397)

We speculate they reproduce by budding, thus why all the ones the lionesses catch look identical - Koraden (#4397)

Alternately, perhaps we don't see the others because they are better camouflaged by their coloring - Koraden (#4397)

And/or hop faster - Koraden (#4397)

i wonder how many human legs are in a hop? - Ajabu (#8489)

you are STILL talking about legs? - Xylax (#4)

Once you hop you just can't stop - Koraden (#4397)

The human legs are an interesting topic and we are easily amused - Dark Aura (#9427)

the leg conversation was the best conversation that has and will ever happen. i will talk about it FOREVER - Ajabu (#8489)

It will live on in shin-famy - Koraden (#4397)

http://gyazo.com/5d972135743362754fdd66d6740f12c7 just finished the lines for the leg-hunt - Dark Aura (#9427)

That awesome, Aura! XD - Tofu (#9435)

Dark Aura LOL :-D - Vesny (#5395)

probably gonna move the leg in front of that one running lioness...it looks like the leg is hers - Dark Aura (#9427)

I like it, the leg hunt hahaha - Vesny (#5395)

Thats awesome, Aura! XD - Tofu (#9435)

That's awesome, Aura! XD - Tofu (#9435)

Tofu really likes it :-D :-D - Vesny (#5395)

Darn typos - Tofu (#9435)

My pride's first kill was a leg. Sickly, young. Picked off from the rest of the hoppers. - Piano (#9386)

Poor leg D: - Tofu (#9435)

Batilde brought back her first human leg, that's so creepy. - Aprilis (#9410)

Oh yes but I'm wondering where's the rest of the body. - Aprilis (#9410)

*gestures to her picture* - Dark Aura (#9427)

There are only ever legs here, set free to live in the wild by irresponsible owners - Psycorvid (#7401)

Hahaha. - Aprilis (#9410)

Some people just don't do their research when they decide to have legs - Psycorvid (#7401)

You wouldn't want the heads. They just stare at you... >_> - Mandie (#5276)

And they later realize they just can't handle it - Psycorvid (#7401)

I wonder if it would be going to far for this game to have whole human carcasses. - Tofu (#9435)

It would probably be somewhat grisly to draw instead of comical like a leg is, Tofu - Psycorvid (#7401)

Wait. So you're telling me that this whole time, you have been talking about human legs?! *slaps hand to forehead* You guys. ^^' - Sora (#1534)

First they are so cute but then they have hair and you need to shave them... - Aprilis (#9410)

THE CONVERSATION ALWAYS COMES BACK TO THEM - Psycorvid (#7401)

Too troublesome. - Aprilis (#9410)

Whats wrong with talking about human legs?! D: - Tofu (#9435)

Exactly, Aprilis! And what about bunions? Shin splints? What if your leg has a flat foot? People never consider these things - Psycorvid (#7401)

and then theres the budding...they spawn faster than rabbits - Dark Aura (#9427)

Human legs are crunchy and go well with zebra blood or so my lionesses tell me - DragonSage (#4453)

How would human legs mate? - Tofu (#9435)

I'd be interested in seeing that. - Tofu (#9435)

I am merely surprised that the conversation has continued for so long. - Sora (#1534)

They do? No wonder my girls bring back so many of them >w> - VeeVee (#390)

Poor legs, poor unwanted legs. - Aprilis (#9410)

To think I started this by mentioning my lionesses bringing a leg home. - Tofu (#9435)

... the leg conversation started age ago! - LionessNicole (#7530)

*Noms Tofu* Totally your fault. XD - Mandie (#5276)
*screams* D: - Tofu (#9435)

http://www.lioden.com/topic.php?id=5410 if anyone missed it, koraden is posting the entire thing for us to remember the epic - Dark Aura (#9427)

xD Oh god. Awesome! I can relive it over and over. - VeeVee (#390)

Are you ever going to lego of the leg conversation or will it reserrect itself every time someone complains about a lioness brining back a leg - DragonSage (#4453)

it'll be the infamous resurrecting conversation - Dark Aura (#9427)

no, no, no, the leg conversation must NEVER die D': - Ajabu (#8489)

I will be making fanart. - Piano (#9386)

I still think my lionesses bring back human legs as proof of them killing a lion-slayer - DragonSage (#4453)

Once again, hopping herds of legs, roaming throughout the savannah - Koraden (#4397)

Human legs? wut - Leokins (#9507)

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In australia they call them kangaroos xD - Mandie (#5276)

Ooh, perhaps human legs and kangaroos share a distant ancestor - Koraden (#4397)

my lionesses keep getting human legs now. - ShadowFox (#8621)

Shadowfox, your lionesses must have found a large hop of legs :D - Dark Aura (#9427)

omgdark. haha - Chels (#9254)

lol :) human leg hops will start decreasing if the lionesses keep hunting them D: - Ajabu (#8489)

Is it disturbing to say that I want my lionesses to bring back human legs now? - Catastian (#9261)

its not the lionesses's fault that human legs are easy targets - Dark Aura (#9427)

XD unless you joined our conversation earlier, you have no idea what a hop is? - Ajabu (#8489)

Nah, legs bud fast so I don't think there's a problem. If anything they need to hunt more D: - VeeVee (#390)

om nom yummy human leg. - ShadowFox (#8621)

! even - Ajabu (#8489)

Legs are an invasive species that must have its population controlled - Koraden (#4397)

Trap and release has proven ineffective - Psycorvid (#7401)

..You guys are still talking about legs? ewe - Toxic Reverie (#191)

More drastic measures must be taken - Psycorvid (#7401)

Only lionesses can keep the numbers of human legs down - Koraden (#4397)

They flatten the landscape with their large feet D: - VeeVee (#390)

... they do bud alot, however sometimes they absorb the young human legs through their soles. - Ajabu (#8489)

yesssssss, the leg conversation returns XD - Ajabu (#8489)

back - Liara (selling backgrounds & violets) (#4587)

No, not back, feet. - Koraden (#4397)

Ajabu, So they're cannabals too? Nice >:3 - VeeVee (#390)

cannabalistic legs... i don't know what to think of that - Dark Aura (#9427)

Let's just hope we don't start seeing arms http://surrealistobituaries.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/TheTale11.png - Psycorvid (#7401)

As I suspect the 'hop' of legs might be a myth hiding something far more sinister - Psycorvid (#7401)

That reminds me of Xylax's vision of a leg-creature earlier, Psy - Koraden (#4397)

well, when a leg dies, they rot into the mud, and then the other legs then absorb the nutrients :) - Ajabu (#8489)

The legs do enjoy squishing their toesies in the mud ^^ - Koraden (#4397)

yummy =D - ShadowFox (#8621)

My girls just brought back two human legs... At least it's a full set? - Basile (#8948)

Look more closely, Basile. They are both right legs. - Psycorvid (#7401)

It's never a set. They're only right legs. - Koraden (#4397)

heys!has anyone actually claimed a wild 'white' lioness or is it just a rumor/hunch? - Nara (#7860)

... what if they live in the rocks? my lioness caught one from the rocks.... – Ajabu

Well maybe instead of having two left feet, they have two right feet? - Aslan (#2213)

Oh yes, the wild legs enjoy hopping from rock to rock - Koraden (#4397)

Personally, I Haven't seen any proof yet, Nara. - Humble (#5382)

It is a set. It's the twin of the person with two left feet. - Basile (#8948)

We have more proof of herds of wild legs roaming the savannah than we do of wild white lionesses - Koraden (#4397)

the left legs are extinct. - Ajabu (#8489)

The legs clearly show signs of being severed from SOMETHING. I hold onto my suspicion of a leg version of a beholder - Psycorvid (#7401)

@ koraden, lol - Ajabu (#8489)

but they don't roam the savannah, they hop the savannah - Ajabu (#8489)

You can roam while hopping ^^ Just as the other animals roam while walking, or trotting, or whatever :3 - Koraden (#4397)

Ah! Rare footage! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9R9iMizFls - Psycorvid (#7401)

XD I've never gotten the point of Spore. lol - Aslan (#2213)

Psy, you found a live one! :D - Koraden (#4397)

Psycorvid, OMG. xD I'm so glad you found that. - VeeVee (#390)