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tsuki [g2 arabica
rlc] (#143046)

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Posted on
2018-11-29 14:11:43
Not sure if this already exists but oh well

How this works is you ask any question related to the game and the person below you has to answer it incorrectly and post a new question.

Example:

Player 1: What does an applicator do?
Player 2: It makes your lion feel pretty since you abandoned it. How do I earn SB?
And so on, and so on...

If the game dies (aka no one replies to the question for a while) and you don't know how to reply to a question, you're allowed to just post a new question and not answer to the one above you!

Lioden rules still apply!

So let's get the fun started!
How do I get rid of my rolled king?



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Edited on 07/10/19 @ 13:29:23 by sleepy 🧸 | clean arabica (#143046)

Le Reaper Of Death
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Posted on
2019-07-30 11:54:33
Because he doesn't feel like it, duh.


Why can't we king queens?



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Susurrus (#118978)

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Posted on
2019-07-30 15:25:42
Because the queens would take over the land of Lioden, and in turn banish the males from the society.


How do I get a Tigon?



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msiai|g1 3xros ice (#174627)

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Posted on
2019-07-30 15:28:34
You paint a lioness orange and stripey

Why can't I king the Demiurge?



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LionOfLife (#104672)

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Posted on
2019-07-30 15:30:41
he's too busy testing on rats

how do I get a elysian?




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msiai|g1 3xros ice (#174627)

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Posted on
2019-07-30 15:31:38
You take a lion and feed it to elsa. them Elysian cubs pop out.

Why are my lions so WHINY



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Edited on 30/07/19 @ 15:32:10 by β˜† Bright β˜† (#174627)

Le Reaper Of Death
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Posted on
2019-07-30 15:34:16
Because they're secretly all babies and are making you have illusions so that you think they're adult lions by using their meme mind control powers.

Why do I get so many stud requests?



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Bailysis (#71958)

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Posted on
2019-07-30 15:36:19
They're paying tribute to the One True God [Goddess?]

How do you get Gold Beetles?



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Edited on 30/07/19 @ 15:36:30 by 🌺Bailysis (#71958)

msiai|g1 3xros ice (#174627)

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Posted on
2019-07-30 15:38:22
Simple. You buy a can of golden spray paint and spray your battle beetles. They won't much much after though...


Why the heck does a lions ballsack cost so much?!



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Le Reaper Of Death
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Posted on
2019-07-30 15:41:27
Because it's the balls of the big four. Duhhhh

Why is apedemak mean?



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msiai|g1 3xros ice (#174627)

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2019-07-30 15:42:45
'cause he's a "dack", duh


Why is Murphy so.. friggin....annoying



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Xerxes (#172151)

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Posted on
2019-07-30 17:23:25
Because he has an itch but he cant scratch it because he has no legs


Why hasnt the firefly shopkeeper given birth yet?




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msiai|g1 3xros ice (#174627)

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Posted on
2019-07-30 17:34:14
Cause she keeps getting knocked up by males, every july

Why does it take so long for trashy kings to dieeee



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Le Reaper Of Death
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Posted on
2019-07-30 18:26:33
Cuz they want you to suffer in silence.

Why won't my king give me good cubs :(



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Jack | G2 Jellyfish
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Posted on
2019-07-30 18:27:37
Because his several lion wives cheated on him. None of the cubs are his.

What is the best way to get a rare mutation?



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Xerxes (#172151)

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Posted on
2019-07-30 18:33:09
Kick your lionesses stomach while she's pregnant


How do I make my king age faster?




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